Just wondered

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by poohyerpants, Sep 14, 2007.

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  1. Apologies if this has been done before (new to the site) but if Ray Mears genuinely does all that survival stuff for real ie eating witchety grubs, lychen,limpets raindeer pooh etc..................WHY IS HE SUCH A FAT CNUT? :? :?
  2. Could you come up with a more stupid question?!
  3. Because he eats a lot of witchety grubs, lychen,limpets raindeer pooh etc of course.

    Anymore easy questions?
  4. Because, every time he fucks your mum, she gives him a biscuit.
  5. Ahh but they are not biscuits. They are her VD scabs.