Discussion in 'Canada' started by Papa Smurf, Nov 24, 2012.
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What a little shit.
All he needs now is a chest to pin it on!
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As an aside it was my church Xmas bazaar today and one of the tombolas had JB pyjama sets as prizes, absolutely nobody wanted to win them apart from me. Only to give them to someone as a gift and watch them lie to my face
******* love the Bieber I does...
A chocolate medal for an annoying little ****. Doesn't bother me, but how is he 'entitled' to wear it?
Wallow in it you little pansy, because your use-by date approaches apace. I give you 2 years before you're fellating tramps behind skips for your next fix. Eventually the shame and degradation will drive you to hurl yourself off Niagara Falls.
Your disappearance will go unnoticed and unlamented, and your hideously blackened, eel-gnawed carcass will be discovered under a burnt-out oil drum, 40 miles downstream by picnicking Mormon nudists.
Your emphatically mortal remains will languish unclaimed until identified by DNA taken from a stain in your manager's gusset, and you will be buried in an unmarked pauper's grave in the shadow of an abandoned dildo factory.
You floppy-haired little ****.
Guessing he didn't answer any of your fanmail?
A bit harsh, h301593 only asked a question.
Quid pro quo Brethren, quid pro quo.......
Ahh, that's better!
Which is why one should never get over-excited by bling. I'm astonished anyone actually values Jubilee medals.
So noticed then?
You didn't get one then.
I have a spare.
Belatedly. By weirdos. Scarcely ideal.
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