Just when you thought it couldnt get any dafter .....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bugsy, Aug 15, 2009.

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  1. The mind boggles. How is it that a normal club/pub can get these things granted but the deafies can't? It's not as if the sound system will be cranked up to 11 now is it?
     
  2. Turn it up a bit. "What?" I said turn it up a bit. " WHAT". " OH FCUK WHAAAAAATT"?
     
  3. Deaf Bloke 1 - "WHAT MUSIC IS IT?"
    Musical Act - "COUNTRY AND WESTERN MATE"
    Deaf Bloke 2 - "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
    Deaf Bloke 1 - "DUNNO. HE'S SOME CNUT FROM PRESTON THOUGH"


    I know, i know. It's old.
     
  4. Did they get a fair hearing?
     
  5. Square ear ring? No mate, i'm not pierced.
     
  6. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Eh? What?

    Has the barrel run out already?

    Ok, I'll put a new one on!
     
  7. why is this mystifying bugsy? obviously partial deafies need the music turned up loud. and its not like the strippers they hire are gonna gyrate in silence, is it?

    in fact, deaf people "listen" to music from the vibrations. i remember in regents park in july 80, a load of deaf children survived the bandstand blast, despite having their chins resting on the edge of the stand to "listen" to the vibrations.
     
  8. JUST DRINK FASTER THEN...I SAID...
     
  9. Hear, Hear!
     
  10. A Cooper's Sparkling Ale, please, tooth-snappingly-cold. Ahh, looverley!
     
  11. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    "Sounds" like a great club - I SAID IT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT CLUB!.

    Strippers for straights and Chippendales for Jarrod (or is that Chip n Dale?)

    Didn't know Dale was up for that but good on her for "entertaining" the old lads.
     
  12. Oh dear what a shame, never mind. Back to the porn I suppose.
     

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  13. My bold.

    The only vibrations will be the ones preceding the sonic boom made from the speed of frantic thrapping when the strippers come on CR.