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Just when you thought it couldnt get any dafter .....

#2
The mind boggles. How is it that a normal club/pub can get these things granted but the deafies can't? It's not as if the sound system will be cranked up to 11 now is it?
 
#4
Deaf Bloke 1 - "WHAT MUSIC IS IT?"
Musical Act - "COUNTRY AND WESTERN MATE"
Deaf Bloke 2 - "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
Deaf Bloke 1 - "DUNNO. HE'S SOME CNUT FROM PRESTON THOUGH"


I know, i know. It's old.
 
#9
why is this mystifying bugsy? obviously partial deafies need the music turned up loud. and its not like the strippers they hire are gonna gyrate in silence, is it?

in fact, deaf people "listen" to music from the vibrations. i remember in regents park in july 80, a load of deaf children survived the bandstand blast, despite having their chins resting on the edge of the stand to "listen" to the vibrations.
 

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#13
"Sounds" like a great club - I SAID IT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT CLUB!.

Strippers for straights and Chippendales for Jarrod (or is that Chip n Dale?)

Didn't know Dale was up for that but good on her for "entertaining" the old lads.
 
#15
CRmeansCeilingReached said:
why is this mystifying bugsy? obviously partial deafies need the music turned up loud. and its not like the strippers they hire are gonna gyrate in silence, is it?

in fact, deaf people "listen" to music from the vibrations. i remember in regents park in july 80, a load of deaf children survived the bandstand blast, despite having their chins resting on the edge of the stand to "listen" to the vibrations.
My bold.

The only vibrations will be the ones preceding the sonic boom made from the speed of frantic thrapping when the strippers come on CR.
 

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