Just When You Think...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Sep 10, 2006.

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  1. the world couldn't get any nuttier..

    Snyder, Oklahoma: The police chief, the mayor and a town councillor in this small town resigned yesterday amid an uproar over nude photos of the chief's 300 pound, tatooed wife that she posted on a website.
    Some of the pictures show her with an American flag draped off her shoulder. [ patriotic if not photogenic ]

    " My wife is 6 foot 3 and weighs 300 pounds," the police chief said, " If there's somebody that thinks they can control her, have at it. I have tried for 11 years and haven't been able to. "

    [ Don't they issue guns to the cops in that town? I'm sure a case could have been made for ' self-defence']
  2. Fecking hell 6'3 and 300 pounds-she'd eat me for breakfast!!!!!! 8O

    Someone tell PTP we may have found his ideal woman :D

  3. 6'3 and 300 pounds, l think shooting her with anything less than a Milan would just make her angry.
  4. And for those that are curious....

  5. BBW :? :? :? :?
  6. I'd do it.
  7. Believe me I never want to get that curious.
    (Wheres the vomiting smiley when need one).