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"Just taking the dog for a wank, mum"

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sportbilly42, Oct 20, 2012.

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  1. Poor teenager.... got confused and upset that he was missing out on all this 'dogging' action on Hungerford Common that he kept hearing about, so took his dog out for a walk on the Common (and a shag) but unfortunately was seen by a passing Member of Public and a Thames Valley Police helicopter was despatched and caught him in his vinegar strokes.....

    I'm sure his mum will say she thought he said he was off for a 'walk', but there is one local teenager round Hungerford who will have trouble facing his mates..

    I suspect it wasn't a Pitbull... It's causing a bit of a fuss locally that a helicopter was used on 'such a minor offence'...... a funny lot around Hungerford way

    Male in inappropriate behaviour with a dog | NewburyToday.co.uk
     
  2. ha ha what a wanker!
    bet he gets some stick for this!
    name & shame!
     
  3. Sounds like he was caught throwing one up the dog.
     
  4. Hot dog?
     
  5. Has he seen the South park episode were Cartman "Milks the dog"!?
     

  6. Yep , operating cost of a police chopper at around £2k p.h , money well spent so long as the dog did cry rape .
     
  7. And all this time, I've thought that, "fucking the dog", was just a figure of speech...
     
  8. Whippet in, whippet out and wipe it on the curtains....... I'll get my coat.
     
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  9. But I can't resist - Giving the dog a bone......
     
  10. Your just Lurching from bad to worse QM.
     
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  11. Throwing a stick for his dog might be off the cards for a while....
     
  12. Do you think he asked the dog to get the ball(s)?
     
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  13. I hope the dog wasn't under age or there would REALLY be a story here for the papers to get their teeth into like a dog with a boner.......
     
  14. Red rocket, red rocket!
     
  15. There seems to have been quite a spate of these stories of men fucking dogs. Reckon it's something in the water?