Just swapped my car

Discussion in 'Cars, Bikes 'n AFVs' started by BIPOLAR77, Aug 8, 2012.

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  1. Yes, let her have it

  2. No, keep it for yourself

  3. No, trade it in for something sensible

Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. I had a nice 2.7 Hyundai Coupe, nice drive, very fast 104k miles. My 2 girls loved it however Mrs BP77 wouldnt drive it as steering wheel on wrong side (she is German) too long etc etc. The current Mrs BP77 does however cope with small RHD cars.

    So I swapped it.....

    for a Renault Clio sport 172 upgraded to 225 bhp in black (resprayed) 43k miles. The thing is it scares me how violently fast it goes.

    Should I up her pax or trade it in for something smaller engine wise?
  2. engine size
  3. Hyundai don't make 'nice' cars so you didn't have a nice one. Renault Clio is a bit girlie and they make crap cars that need expensive parts. Buy a TR4a they'll all love you forever.
  4. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    For once in my life I am ******* speechless. I used to like you in all.

    Dead to me.
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  5. Go for a Corsa 1.0, ludicrously economical and remember what they say "the bigger the car the smaller the cock!" :)
  6. But a bloke who buys a 1.0 litre Corsa is just a cock.
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  7. hyundai to Clio. says it all really. Just put a dress on and have done with it. Corsa! 1 Litre, 3 cylinder? my lawnmower would lap you! Give me a small cock anyday
  8. Your all just jealous of my MAHOOOOOSIVE penis!
  9. You won't be saying that when petrol reaches £1.32 p/litre!
  10. But your welsh!
  11. If you p/ex it you'll get less than you paid for it, keep it.
  12. Buy a Mercedes
  13. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Get her a motorbike then she'll never have to worry about "sides" again.
  14. nowt wrong with my viva.
  15. Yes that is of course the best option.
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