Doubt it, however "Stan from Stoke" was on hand to assist
Dear "Lieutenant Mason", I am a 42 yr old bricklayer fron Stoke, with a large and grisly penis. I like 'young lads' like yourself who are free spirits, willing to w hore themselves on e-bay. Should I win, I will enjoy the evening, then look forward to squeezing my ever hard and impatient manhood smartly into you, whilst I lightly administer a class 2 skull fracture with my favourite ash plant. Hopefully, by the end of the evening, you will be the proud owner of a brown star like a blood-orange - a smashed schincter to show your lounge lizard mates!!!!!!!By the way - would you like me to be wearing your mums frillies? If so, please arrange for me to meet her a few days earlier. Thanks. Stan
Not sure, but his 'friends' insist on 'vetting' the winning bidder.
'Stan fron Stoke' wrote:
I noticed this in your advert:
The successful bidder will be subject to review by the Newcastle Gentlemens' Society Approval Panel - this will require only a short interview.
Just how many of you young, spunky, desperate for old man little boys will I have to 'sort out' before I get to see the lovely Lieutenant Mason.
I am happy to entrust the same 'fate' to you all as I have promised to Lieutenant Mason, except for the class 2 skull fracture. As a mark of respect for Lieutenant Mason, I would simply cut your achilles tendon(s) with a rusty blade. Hope to hear from you soon.
Fear not!! Stan from Stoke will turn him...........:
Thought I'd better ask. Does the delicious 'Lieutenant Mason' enjoy having his brown pipe licked, only, I'll have to bring the dog, as I can't get a sitter. He's a sucker for a cute young man (or a small baboon!).