They were on their Honeymoon and the guy spent most of the first afternoon munching her muff. They went to an Italian Restaurant for dinner and he found a black hair in his spaghetti. He went apeshit and gave the waiter a real bollocking and asked to see the Manager. The waiter went for the boss and she smirked and said. "You weren't too concerned about having hair in your mouth earlier on ." Her hubby replied. " I would have been, if I'd found a fuckin' piece of spaghetti in there."