just laugh

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by water_canon, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
    I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start?"

    I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop wanking.
    When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"