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#4
Hi Sarah and welcome...

There is a small but perfectly formed group of civvy wives/girlfriends of soldiers in here so you will not be alone. The Naafi bar in here will give you a run for your money and we have just created a 'decent behaviour' area including the 'Other halves' forum if you want more serious discussion too. Enjoy!
 
#6
Brave girl coming in here so new on the site, obviously someone who can hold their own, good to see. Don’t be ashamed to give as good as you get.
 
#8
May I volunteer to rub you down in chip fat and paddle your bottom with a Dandy annual
 
#10
And should know better than using a Dandy annual, everbody knows to get the girl you need a copy of Bunty. 8)
 
#11
Pan is just jealous as we need to fasten seven annuals end to end to paddle her arse :D
 
#12
Having seen several photographs of the aforementioned arse, I would say that 9 x A1 architectural drawing boards fixed to a medieval trebuchet would be more appropriate.

Ignore MDN Sarah, he is an oafish brut with no sense of chivalry that will lead you a merry dance before betraying your confidence and shattering your illusions.

Instead, talk to me, I am caring, sensitive and a "new man" with the utmost respect for our female equals.

You could start by sending me a picture of you in a thong :D
 
#13
Grumblin_subalten said:
And should know better than using a Dandy annual, everbody knows to get the girl you need a copy of Bunty. 8)
Should we not - as the caring, sharing individuals that we are - ask what Sarah prefers?

How about it Sarah, Dandy or Bunty? - or are you more upmarket ? because if you are I have a copy of the Blue Peter annual 1972.

And don't fall for MDN's attempts to turn your head, it is well known he only reads (in the loosest sense of the word) Commando training mags and they are no use to paddle.
 
#15
The fluffy kind that can be buggered and eaten or the buzzy kind for selfish loving sessions.

Sarah, come on post a pic, Ignore ORG he is a Ginger Brummie, and the only man on earth unfunnier than Lenny Henry.

Gunny looks like Timmy Mallet and Blackhand is a Moari with nostrils bigger than the pair of fake raybans he holds in his valued posessions.

I will spend the day hounding you unless you email me a pic of you Holding a tin of processed cheese and waving a semaphor flag above your head.
 
#16
mighty_doh-nut said:
Gunny looks like Timmy Mallet and Blackhand is a Moari with nostrils bigger than the pair of fake raybans he holds in his valued posessions.
Oy !! I got rid of the bottled rimmed glasses and the mullet hair do years ago, and you know that ! I had corrective laser eye surgery and although this didn't work properly (it made me permanently cross eyed, but the compensation paid for the sports car), I now look nothing like Timmy Mallet. I have been described by some of my fiends in the out patients department I look like Pee Wee Herman, which is a big improvement on looking like that git Mallet.
 
#18
Besides, I want a witch hunt !! I wanna know who Blonde Bint is masquerading as nowadays, so as to keep away from her. My sources say she has changed ISP, so her IP address has changed. One of the newcomers definitely has some of the Blonde gits grammar traits. Another is 'looking after' a rabbit. I want my witches bonfire !!! BURN THE WITCH !!
 
#19
How do we know that Sarah is actually a girl? I bet it is really some fella pretending to be female to see if he can dupe gullible sad single blokes into sending dirty messages.

 

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