Just how sh1t is your B&B?

How sh1t is your B&B?

  • Completely sh1t

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  • A bit sh1t.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Not bad at all, I quite like it.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I don't have to say in a B&B, get a life you sad loser!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I don't have to stay in a B&B but sympathise with your predicament.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • If you'd worked harder at school you would stay in proper hotels and drive a BMW

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#1
Mine's fairly cheap. £30 /night. She'd double booked over the weekend though so offered me a box room (Bed and bergan - no room for anything else) for £15.

Well fair enough thinks I.

So she's now got five guests plus herself and her two teenage daughters all using one bathroom/toilet. Just to make it more entertaining, the 15 year old is also having a "sleepover" party for a dozen mates.

I've just had to get dressed to walk up the lane so I could go for a pi ss behind my land rover.

If she starts petting the dog half way through making my breakfast again I'm going to have a permanent and irrevocable sense of humour failure.

It's none too warm either....

(and no I have no interest in raping the daughters before someone mentions it!)

So how's your B&B?
 
#2
EX_STAB said:
Mine's fairly cheap. £30 /night. She'd double booked over the weekend though so offered me a box room (Bed and bergan - no room for anything else) for £15.

Well fair enough thinks I.

So she's now got five guests plus herself and her two teenage daughters all using one bathroom/toilet. Just to make it more entertaining, the 15 year old is also having a "sleepover" party for a dozen mates.

I've just had to get dressed to walk up the lane so I could go for a pi ss behind my land rover.

If she starts petting the dog half way through making my breakfast again I'm going to have a permanent and irrevocable sense of humour failure.

It's none too warm either....

(and no I have no interest in raping the daughters before someone mentions it!)

So how's your B&B?
Well you only get out what you put in so dont come whining here if you forgot to pack the black nasty and bowie knife
 
#3
Kings Head, Richmond. Just had five nights there courtesy of HM Queenie. Very nice, good food, good rooms, 6 or so pubs within staggering distance. Gets my vote
 
#4
"If you'd worked harder at school you would stay in proper hotels and drive a BMW"

Nice mod edit - gave me something to laugh at this morning! :D
 
#6
I got fed up with crap B&b's I bought a camper van so now it@s my B&B and it don't matter if I walk round in the gauch
 
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