Mine's fairly cheap. Â£30 /night. She'd double booked over the weekend though so offered me a box room (Bed and bergan - no room for anything else) for Â£15. Well fair enough thinks I. So she's now got five guests plus herself and her two teenage daughters all using one bathroom/toilet. Just to make it more entertaining, the 15 year old is also having a "sleepover" party for a dozen mates. I've just had to get dressed to walk up the lane so I could go for a pi ss behind my land rover. If she starts petting the dog half way through making my breakfast again I'm going to have a permanent and irrevocable sense of humour failure. It's none too warm either.... (and no I have no interest in raping the daughters before someone mentions it!) So how's your B&B?