Of course we go (or in my case, went) to various places around the world, takeover their pubs over and shag their women, but Im talking about specific incidents. I was recently in a hotel bar in SE DR Congo, earlyish knock off so me and a couple of the other lads decided it was a good time to check out the hotel bar. A few beers later (anyone ever tried Tembo? ) I thought it would be funny to put my ciggy in the mouth of the wooden mask on the wall. This, apparently, was not a good move. Anyway, after a few threats, in French, from the locals and after taking the obligatory snaps I took the ciggy out. Following a 20 minute stand-off with the local punters and some serious looking local private security types that turned up, all was ok. Did you ever have a piss on a religious artifact? Maybe a dump on the penalty spot at the San Siro just how much did you piss the locals off?