Just how gay is my car?

#1
I've had to admit it that the bike, while large and comfy - doesn't do what i need it to. collecting the mini Phantom from nursery isn't possible on the bike so I've gone looking for a cheap little car.

...and I bought a gay one.

Its cheap (not a bargain as thats what girls look for) so thats hetro

Its red (which hasn't faded into pink) so thats hetro

no power steering, hetro

1.9 diesel engine - no turbo so that cancels itself out

now the really really bad points

Its a renault (French gay) and worse than that, its a clio(gayety gay).

So, is it too embarrassing to be seen in public with? Should I become a hairdresser?

Bring on the abuse, or admit your own suspect car choices.


moved. mk
 

Sixty

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#2
Couple of years back. I decided that something small and nippy would be ideal around town. So a week or so later I went out and bought a Vauxhall Tigra (black with tinted windows).

God, I looked a dick. A hairdressing dick at that.
 
#3
TOPs, you really should be asking Dale this question as she has a knack for sniffing out all things hermer.
 

TheIronDuke

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#4
I've heard the quiche recipies in the Owners Handbook are a delight and can be knocked up in a trice?

Your only hope is to make a bumper sticker. "Please refer smartarse comments to the crowbar under my seat"
 
#5
Even Hairdressers wouldn't be seen dead in a clio!! You're not gay big fella, you've just got pants taste in cars. Did no one tell you the french words for diarrhoea, gaylord, and bummer are Renault, Citroen, and Peugeot respectively.

I have a 14 year old Audi 100 with 178000 on the clock, it's also an estate, so that makes me a granda....I'm only 30 and three quarters....honest! I was still drinking 2 litre bottles of cider when it first hit the road.

Still have the motorbike though to make me feel 15 again!!
 

the_boy_syrup

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#6
For the car
Options 1 and 2 need to be combined
Put a big fukc off exhaust on it
Tint the window
Lexus lights are a must
Smear bits of filler everywhere
Turn banging soundtrack up to 12 turn bass to full
Sit next to Ferrari/Porsche/TVR at traffic lights and rev the thing like fukc so it rocks from side to side

For the driver
A sovereign ring for every finger
A baseball cap worn at a jaunty angle
Look at every one as though they are a piece of cr4p
Call every one chief,brother,ma hommie or geezer

Optional extras
When parked blend in with your sorroundings by tipping empty cartons from the complete McDonalds menu out of the window
 
#8
#9
Hermer.
 
#10
tankie88 said:
I drive a fcuk off great big 6.2 V8 diesel Chevy Blazer.It eats gay cars.
are we a tad overcompensating a bit big tache like lumberjacking :twisted:
 
#12
Tartan_Ninja said:
I drive a MX-5...been told it was gay...punched the guys head in!

prob solved
Why? Do you have a problem with your sexuality?

msr
 
#13
tankie88 said:
I drive a fcuk off great big 6.2 V8 diesel Chevy Blazer.It eats gay cars.
It may eat gay cars, but may have problems catching them if the road has bends in it!!!!

Or there isn't a petrol station every 500 yards!!!!

Admit it you only bought it because the engine is a similar size to a Chally!!!!

:p

Tartan_Ninja said:
I drive a MX-5...been told it was gay...punched the guys head in!

prob solved
You mean you slapped him, and then had a hissy fit because you hurt your hand. It was okay though, because while crying in the toilet someone filled your hoop with a pork sword and you felt better about the whole thing?

:twisted:
 
#16
the_boy_syrup said:
For the car
Options 1 and 2 need to be combined
Put a big fukc off exhaust on it
Tint the window
Lexus lights are a must
Smear bits of filler everywhere
Turn banging soundtrack up to 12 turn bass to full
Sit next to Ferrari/Porsche/TVR at traffic lights and rev the thing like fukc so it rocks from side to side

For the driver
A sovereign ring for every finger
A baseball cap worn at a jaunty angle
Look at every one as though they are a piece of cr4p
Call every one chief,brother,ma hommie or geezer

Optional extras
When parked blend in with your sorroundings by tipping empty cartons from the complete McDonalds menu out of the window

All of which begs the question, is it better to be Chav or Gay??


Peronally I would rather stick a spare handbag in the bopot rather than be mistaken for a Chav!
 
#18
Gremlin said:
the_boy_syrup said:
For the car
Options 1 and 2 need to be combined
Put a big fukc off exhaust on it
Tint the window
Lexus lights are a must
Smear bits of filler everywhere
Turn banging soundtrack up to 12 turn bass to full
Sit next to Ferrari/Porsche/TVR at traffic lights and rev the thing like fukc so it rocks from side to side

For the driver
A sovereign ring for every finger
A baseball cap worn at a jaunty angle
Look at every one as though they are a piece of cr4p
Call every one chief,brother,ma hommie or geezer

Optional extras
When parked blend in with your sorroundings by tipping empty cartons from the complete McDonalds menu out of the window

All of which begs the question, is it better to be Chav or Gay??


Peronally I would rather stick a spare handbag in the bopot rather than be mistaken for a Chav!
When you put it like that; Does this bag go with my shoes?
 
#20
Gremlin said:
the_boy_syrup said:
For the car
Options 1 and 2 need to be combined
Put a big fukc off exhaust on it
Tint the window
Lexus lights are a must
Smear bits of filler everywhere
Turn banging soundtrack up to 12 turn bass to full
Sit next to Ferrari/Porsche/TVR at traffic lights and rev the thing like fukc so it rocks from side to side

For the driver
A sovereign ring for every finger
A baseball cap worn at a jaunty angle
Look at every one as though they are a piece of cr4p
Call every one chief,brother,ma hommie or geezer

Optional extras
When parked blend in with your sorroundings by tipping empty cartons from the complete McDonalds menu out of the window

All of which begs the question, is it better to be Chav or Gay??


Peronally I would rather stick a spare handbag in the bopot rather than be mistaken for a Chav!
what if you were mistaken for a gay chav?
 

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