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Just how Dashing a chap are you.....?!

#1
PartTimePongo is having varied success with his thread searching for the Long Legged Women who frequent ARRSE...

With that in mind, how about we give the male members of the ARRSE community a chance to "sell" themselves to the fair maidens? So come on then chaps, describe yourselves and impress the women..... :wink:
 
#9
I'm a devastatingly handsome, tall, dark haired, geographically challenged Scotsman.

Likes:

Beer, Pringles, women who can yodel whilst eating a bratwürst.

Dislikes:

Killer sheep, my ex-wife, cheezy wotsits.
 
#12
Tartan_Terrier said:
I'm a devastatingly handsome, tall, dark haired, geographically challenged Scotsman.

Likes:

Beer, Pringles, women who can yodel whilst eating a bratwürst.

Dislikes:

Killer sheep, my ex-wife, cheezy wotsits.
that'll do me, I like beer and hate wotsits, and I'm Scottish
 
#13
And insults are the thanks I get for turning up on your birthday????

Besides, the ladies seem to love the uniform! There really aren't enough penguins at formal functions these days!
 
#16
CarpeDiem said:
And insults are the thanks I get for turning up on your birthday????

Besides, the ladies seem to love the uniform! There really aren't enough penguins at formal functions these days!
Quite right terribly ungracious of me. I'll have to show you the photo of me in a very similar uniform one day. IN a non homo erotic manner before Gremlin pipes up.

As for if I can improve on it then indeed yes but I feel no need for competitive spirit especially after the glare Carpe gave me the last time I spoke to his OH! :D
 
#19
antphilip said:
As for if I can improve on it then indeed yes but I feel no need for competitive spirit especially after the glare Carpe gave me the last time I spoke to his OH! :D
Not a glare, old boy, as I didn't feel in the slightest bit threatened. I know my 0A doesn't want any children running around the house just yet!
 
#20
CarpeDiem said:
antphilip said:
As for if I can improve on it then indeed yes but I feel no need for competitive spirit especially after the glare Carpe gave me the last time I spoke to his OH! :D
Not a glare, old boy, as I didn't feel in the slightest bit threatened. I know my 0A doesn't want any children running around the house just yet!
You cut me to the quick my good man!
 

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