Just how Dashing a chap are you.....?!

Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by LittleMissSunshine, Aug 23, 2006.

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  1. PartTimePongo is having varied success with his thread searching for the Long Legged Women who frequent ARRSE...

    With that in mind, how about we give the male members of the ARRSE community a chance to "sell" themselves to the fair maidens? So come on then chaps, describe yourselves and impress the women..... :wink:
  2. Have you all got a pair of dry pants to hand?

    Good, then I'll begin :D
  3. That the best you can do PTP.....? :)
  4. Frigid, eh?
  5. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Suave, sophisticated and charming will that do????

    But also short fat & a collosal pervert
  6. .......and illiterate? :)
  7. I bonk on first dates - will that do?
  8. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Ok so someone remembered her lenses today then :)

    Should I have spelt that Soave for you Poppy?????
  9. I'm a devastatingly handsome, tall, dark haired, geographically challenged Scotsman.


    Beer, Pringles, women who can yodel whilst eating a bratwürst.


    Killer sheep, my ex-wife, cheezy wotsits.
  10. How dashing am I? Very, actually!
  11. Just a shame about the uniform... :twisted:

    As to how dashing a chap? Well you'll just have to find out won't you.
  12. that'll do me, I like beer and hate wotsits, and I'm Scottish
  13. And insults are the thanks I get for turning up on your birthday????

    Besides, the ladies seem to love the uniform! There really aren't enough penguins at formal functions these days!
  14. ... so whats the uniform CarpeDiem... and can you improve on it antphilip?!! ;)
  15. I'm a very eligable and elegant bus driver!