Just had the fright of my life in ASDA

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Father_Famine, Mar 22, 2012.

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  1. I know during my time in I was a bit of a SpaceHopper Trapper and used to Go Ugly Early on a regular basis, but, never ever could I consider trapping the thing I saw yesterday (sorry no photos)

    There should be a law against women of a certain age or size or both wearing leggings, especially if they don't wear a long top.

    This thing in her worn out leggings or thick tights looked like she had forgotten to put her skirt on. Shudder

    Why do they wear them surely they don't think it makes them look good?
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  2. were they ron hills? I pity the fool that married that!
  3. Could you see her moose knuckle?
  4. Serves you right for going to ASDA, pikey
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  5. have you not heard of a camera phone... FFS pictures man pictures!!! we want to join in with your abject
  6. ASDA is part of WALMART so what did you expect? It part of homogenising their global experience, have a look at what the WALMART experience means: Funny Pictures at WalMart
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  7. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    You should start going to Tesco's instead.

    Not only is it better, but our very own arrser Werewolf will be on hand to collect your trolley from the car park, and to critically assess your tactical shopping prowess....
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  8. You bunch of gypopikeys. We have our shopping home delivered.

    By Iceland admittedly....... hangs head in shame and mortal embarrassment
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  9. Ooooh which Asda were you in? You should've come and said hello!!

    Fablonbiffchit did....and I got a kiss on the cheek.....dirty little minx!
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  10. You get proper MILFs in Sainsburys you lowlife
  11. Your all low life's unless you check out M&S milf's
  12. Not in ours, it's full of Daleks!!
  13. Yes but I would have preferred the facial cheek.
  14. ^ These aren't any old MILFs, they're M&S MILFs

    Sent from my iPhone using ARRSE so I should probably be working....
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  15. Waitrose for a better class of bird old chap!! ;-)