Just started a major firestorm in my house after I mentioned to my old lady that one of my Exes used to burn the eggs. This was all done in the spirit of complimenting Mrs. DD for her culinary skills. She swung a skillet at me and accused me of of still being "in love with that bitch." I in turn accused her of being unreasonable, at which point she proceeded to pummel me in the face with the TV remote. What to do?