Just had the delight to discover that my other half has been, shall we say, sharing 'inappropriate' messages with some other sh*t-sucking scumbag (who happens to be in the army as well - f***er) both on her mobile and over Yahoo messenger. She doesn't know i know yet but just wondered if you fine gents of her majesty's finest had any pearls of wisdom to share on this. I was gonna go for divorce the b*tch, find this bloke (i know his name and mob no. not much else at the moment) and introduce him to the merits of a size nine - any thoughts??