Just For Men

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by LordVonHarley, Jul 4, 2009.

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  1. No, not gay porn. Hair Dye!

    I started going grey when I was 18 years old, just a few hairs mind. At the age of 25 I had a cool Mad Max white streaks going across my bonce. At 28 I was like George Clooney....... Now at the age of 30 my hair is going silver faster than a fast thing but my eyebrows are still jet black! Am I destined to look like Alister Darling for the rest of my life. Should I use Just for men and dye my hair?

    P.S the Missus loves it as she says that I look distingguised...... and makes her look younger when she is by my side 8)
     
  2. shave your head and then you can look like this guy

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  3. Just shave your eyebrows off, this will take away the colour imbalance and will make you look completely normal.
     
  4. Men who dye their hair are hermers.So your opening gambit was quite factual and revealing.And perhaps a little Fraudian?
     
  5. What jarrod said with knobs on.


    Bloke at work dyes his hair,denied it, but as it had a purple tint it was fcukin obvious.

    I've been going grey since 18 as well,number two cut all over,who gives a fcuk.
     
  6. Poof, what's wrong with a number one cut?
     
  7. I dye my hair ginger and pour stale piss over myself.
     
  8. So you're admitting to being a normal Para, Fallschirmjäger? Wonders will never cease. :D :D :D

    MsG
     
  9. I'm never shaving my head......... ever!!!! :D :D :D
     
  10. Hair is for TV's - real men are bald
     
  11. Yes - I know, my avitar wears a wig

    How vain can you get ?
     

  12. :wink: :wink:
     
  13. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Bleach your eyebrows so they match the thatch.
     
  14. Eventually your pubes will go grey as well, WTF are you going to do then,dye them or shave them off? :roll:
     
  15. Pubes get sparse and thin when you get older, best to shave them off. It stops yer poontang from sneezing when she has a mouthfull of pork sword too.