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#1
No, not gay porn. Hair Dye!

I started going grey when I was 18 years old, just a few hairs mind. At the age of 25 I had a cool Mad Max white streaks going across my bonce. At 28 I was like George Clooney....... Now at the age of 30 my hair is going silver faster than a fast thing but my eyebrows are still jet black! Am I destined to look like Alister Darling for the rest of my life. Should I use Just for men and dye my hair?

P.S the Missus loves it as she says that I look distingguised...... and makes her look younger when she is by my side 8)
 
#2
shave your head and then you can look like this guy

 
#3
Just shave your eyebrows off, this will take away the colour imbalance and will make you look completely normal.
 
#5
What jarrod said with knobs on.


Bloke at work dyes his hair,denied it, but as it had a purple tint it was fcukin obvious.

I've been going grey since 18 as well,number two cut all over,who gives a fcuk.
 
#6
twosugarsnomilk said:
What jarrod said with knobs on.


Bloke at work dyes his hair,denied it, but as it had a purple tint it was fcukin obvious.

I've been going grey since 18 as well,number two cut all over,who gives a fcuk.
Poof, what's wrong with a number one cut?
 
#8
Fallschirmjager said:
I dye my hair ginger and pour stale piss over myself.
So you're admitting to being a normal Para, Fallschirmjäger? Wonders will never cease. :D :D :D

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#13
Bleach your eyebrows so they match the thatch.
 
#15
Pubes get sparse and thin when you get older, best to shave them off. It stops yer poontang from sneezing when she has a mouthfull of pork sword too.
 
#16
twosugarsnomilk said:
Eventually your pubes will go grey as well, WTF are you going to do then,dye them or shave them off? :roll:
FFS you are really pouring fuel on the fire! It's bad enough that I look like I have a badger on my head and my whiskers are turning silver now i have to worry about my privates looking like Don King!!!!!
 
#17
Go to a good hairdressers and get your hair dyed professionally. If, after a few weeks, you prefer the old silvery greyness, just let it go back to that colour, but at least you will have been able to compare the two.
 
#18
Years ago, when stationed in HQ Northag, Oslo, Norwy...there was this RAF Sergeant who was called 'Cloth Head'.... he wore Crown Topper wig over his bald spot.... and he used Grecian 2000 to cover the grey bits in the rest of his hair..... It was hilarious especially after he got pissed.... his 'rug' would part company with the rest of his hair.... and if he had the 'shakes' from the night before..... there was little black marks all over the back of his head where he could not see it properly...

He never did undertand why he was called 'Cloth Head'...... :p
 
#19
LordVonHarley said:
twosugarsnomilk said:
Eventually your pubes will go grey as well, WTF are you going to do then,dye them or shave them off? :roll:
FFS you are really pouring fuel on the fire! It's bad enough that I look like I have a badger on my head and my whiskers are turning silver now i have to worry about my privates looking like Don King!!!!!
It gets more noticable when you look in the mirror at your face and the beard is all grey.That's when the pubes start the downward spiral of colour change.

The pubes greyness is a little more spread out and gradual.You could try cutting them off but that takes fcukin ages and they grow back again more wild,whiter and even longer just to spite you.




Glad to be of help. :wink: :wink:
 
#20
soleil said:
Go to a good hairdressers and get your hair dyed professionally. If, after a few weeks, you prefer the old silvery greyness, just let it go back to that colour, but at least you will have been able to compare the two.
And get the p!ss ripped out of you by everyone you know FFS. :roll:
 
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