Just done a runner...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fluffer, Feb 26, 2010.

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  1. I've split with Mrs Fluffer tonight, I'd like some arrse famous cheering up about how your all going to bang her etc etc..
  2. Get yourself to Wakefield join the crawl and get sunk to the nuts in an SCH.

    If there are any there. ;)
  3. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    What's her phone number?.......
  4. How about we bang you instead.....are you fit?
  5. I've got a loose barbecue hoola-hoop, will that do?
  6. I'm Guessing thats NOT Mrs Fluffer in your Avatar.....Otherwise :crazy:
  7. I hope the corpse is well hidden.
  8. You don't have to be coy.

    She left you didn't she? Crying, broken and weeping like a child at sea world.
  9. Shouldn't that be :lick: :party: and what's her address?
  10. "Think of the children! Won't somebody think of the children,"

  11. How about spilling the beans on what she was like in bed! Go on it'll be theraputic. :p
  12. You mean other than Jarrod? :D
  13. Whats her number and does she swallow?

  14. Before we try to cheer you up

    Does your mrs

    A) swallow

    B) do A2M

    C) need a sympathy shag to keep her going

    D) travel or accomodate

    If yes to at least three, a phone number would be of use

    Many thanks

    PS Cheer up you tard, you can shag slug now.
  15. *shudders*