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Just Do It!!

Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit.

Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.

Mathematicians do it continuously and discretely.

Paleontologists do it in a bed.

Old fisherman never die - they just smell that way.

Old Magicians never die; they just disappear

Mathematicians can do it at any angle.

Quantum Physicists can only do it in small quantities.

I can say with 99.6% accuracy that statisticians do it.

Spies do it undercover.

Managing Directors don't do it. They delegate it to someone else.

Paint baller's do it 'till their balls burst.

E.M.T.'s do it fast and furiously.

Software Engineers do it over and over again until it looks like it works.

Geneologists do it in trees....
Generation after generation.

Zoo keepers do it with animals

Military personnel do it by the numbers.

Signalers do it with frequency, or at least until their gigahertz!

Criminal Engineers do it when no one is looking.

English Majors do it by the book

(which they wrote)

Gardeners do it with their hoe.

H&SS majors do it as a social science.

Hackers do it when the system goes down.

Computer scientists simulate it.

Computer scientists do it bit by bit.

Computer scientists do it recursively.

Computer scientists do it using I/O devices.

Computer scientists do it through the front end.

Electrical Engineers do it in fields.

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