just cus i can!!

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First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing'"
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.

Then he added a mouth.


Ruined the whole damn thing...
 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: So, so true :wink: :wink:
 
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Anya1982 said:
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing'"
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.

Then he added a mouth.


Ruined the whole damn thing...
For for the affectinado of the equisite oral love making
 
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AHHHH but if you use oil of ulay or dove body wash i find the smell goes away
 
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Anya1982 said:
yep to true just look at my gob!
It's not your gob I'm worried about more your typing.
 
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oh yeah i can see headlines now:

"London woman goes on mad typing killing spree!!!!"
 
#10
youve taken that too far there! :D

Anyone from jockland who watches chewin the fat will know what i mean:)
 
#11
I seen that show but not seen what your talking bout........never mind huh

I'll go as far as i like, just might need to call for a cab!
 

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Anya1982 said:
black_taxi said:
And until Women went swimming ,FISH didnt smell
AHHHH but if you use oil of ulay or dove body wash i find the smell goes away
Doesn't it make the fish taste odd ?
 

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Anya1982 said:
army_of_1 said:
Cutaway said:
Doesn't it make the fish taste odd ?
Excellent! :lol:
how would i know? unless i did a "formerly known as prince" had a ribbed removed then who knows??
Send correct key setting. Over.
 
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