just cus i can!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by J_D, Jan 14, 2005.

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  1. J_D

    J_D LE

    First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
    Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing'"
    After casting about for a suitable pearl,
    He kept messing around and created a girl.

    Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
    Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
    Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
    And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
    Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
    Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
    Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
    And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
    Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
    And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
    'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.

    Then he added a mouth.

    Ruined the whole damn thing...
  2. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: So, so true :wink: :wink:
  3. J_D

    J_D LE

    yep to true just look at my gob!
  4. For for the affectinado of the equisite oral love making
  5. And until Women went swimming ,FISH didnt smell
  6. J_D

    J_D LE

    AHHHH but if you use oil of ulay or dove body wash i find the smell goes away
  7. On Yersen or yer wumin
  8. It's not your gob I'm worried about more your typing.
  9. J_D

    J_D LE

    oh yeah i can see headlines now:

    "London woman goes on mad typing killing spree!!!!"
  10. youve taken that too far there! :D

    Anyone from jockland who watches chewin the fat will know what i mean:)
  11. J_D

    J_D LE

    I seen that show but not seen what your talking bout........never mind huh

    I'll go as far as i like, just might need to call for a cab!
  12. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Doesn't it make the fish taste odd ?
  13. Excellent! :lol:
  14. J_D

    J_D LE

    how would i know? unless i did a "formerly known as prince" had a ribbed removed then who knows??
  15. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Send correct key setting. Over.
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