Just bought a £165 ticket to One Direction

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Kill yourself. Immediately.
 
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It's pretty low - but at least he hasn't purchased tickets to Mr Bieber...
 
#5
Did you miss the decimal point betwixt the 1 and the 6?

Even then you'd still be getting ripped off.

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I was on a train for an interview and there was a whole fecking carriage - ok maybe not - maybe about 12 of them - with their mutton dressed as lamb mothers heading in for a One Direction lunchtime concert - the amount of cash that had been spent was amazing - I'll bet the fathers toiling away to provide all this had no idea just how many beer tokens had been blown that day.
 
#13
What's a One Direction?
It's the musical experience equivalent of wearing a pair of OMO riddled woollen socks as you cross the start line for Reforger 7.

At least the OP will get a nice Christmas card from Simon Cowell.
 
#15
One Direction is not the only way traffic flows in Sunnoficarus' colon, as proved by him spending an innordinate amount of cash on a kiddy concert.

The botter.
 

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#18
I'm off to see Mark Knopfler next month.
Tickets £90.00 for two.
Look on Sunnoficarius' face....priceless.
 
#19
Make sure you get a seat in the front row as it's one of the few times in your life you will be surrounded on either side by 150 feet of no pubic hair.
 

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Make sure you get a seat in the front row as it's one of the few times in your life you will be surrounded on either side by 150 feet of no pubic hair.
Or in front of you.
 

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