Just bought a £165 ticket to One Direction

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunnoficarus, Apr 4, 2013.

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  1. At the O2.
  2. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

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  3. Kill yourself. Immediately.
  4. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    It's pretty low - but at least he hasn't purchased tickets to Mr Bieber...
  5. Did you miss the decimal point betwixt the 1 and the 6?

    Even then you'd still be getting ripped off.

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  6. So dont come on here complaining get back and have a refund, sure you meant to buy a ticket for Wham
  7. Well, a pubescent Grandaughter.

    It has left me feeling rather soiled knowing my name is now indelibly on the mailing list of a bunch of boy band botters.
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  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Well arn't you the cunt........

    Did you use Ravers debit card?
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  9. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    I was on a train for an interview and there was a whole fecking carriage - ok maybe not - maybe about 12 of them - with their mutton dressed as lamb mothers heading in for a One Direction lunchtime concert - the amount of cash that had been spent was amazing - I'll bet the fathers toiling away to provide all this had no idea just how many beer tokens had been blown that day.
  10. What's a One Direction?
  11. It's the musical experience equivalent of wearing a pair of OMO riddled woollen socks as you cross the start line for Reforger 7.

    At least the OP will get a nice Christmas card from Simon Cowell.
  12. One Direction is not the only way traffic flows in Sunnoficarus' colon, as proved by him spending an innordinate amount of cash on a kiddy concert.

    The botter.