Just Another Day In Paradise

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by k13eod, May 3, 2010.

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  1. Just like Snow White, I'm feeling grumpy!

    Why?

    It's my birthday and I'm stuck 8000 miles away from home. And Monday nights in Stan Lee are darts night. What a cracking night out. :x

    Happy Fucking 51st to me then. :x
     
  2. Happy Birthday, old git! :D
     
  3. I have 3 to go, you old tewat, thanks for the reminder.
     
  4. Happy birthday you old fart, you have my sympathy. I recently returned from that hellhole and look set to be going back out again this year. :(
     
  5. Happy Birthday sprog
     
  6. Happy Birthday you grumpy old twat :)
    Now go out, get pissed and throw darts at sprogs :p
     
  7. Well at least the sun is shining and there's no wind!

    Think I'll go to Surf Bay ... just for a change!
     
  8. Many happy returns you monoped. :)
     
  9. Happy Birthday, Oh and in the uk it's raining, nothing on the telly, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
  10. Monday night seems to be Darts Night anywhere I've been in the south of England, too.

    I trust you had things better organised for your Half Century last year! Stay safe. Hope you're home to let your hair down soon. :D

    (I only bother with every 10th birthday nowadays.)
     
  11. Last year was sorted ... I was at the AvN game!
     
  12. Man up homo. Sluggy's still down there. Get her to nosh you off






    Again
     
  13. Stop moaning and look on the bright side,the next time I see 51, It'll be on someones door! HAVE A GOOD ONE! :D
     
  14. Surely there's a Benny in need of some limp lovin'? If not, as per Smudge's comment, locate sluggy and see if she can help you work out a solution.

    Feeling a bit sick now!
     
  15. Remember when you couldn't make
    Your trouser snake behave
    When every single morning
    It would stand and watch you shave.

    And now you're getting past it
    And a shag is hit or miss
    What used to be your pride and joy
    Is mostly there to take a piss.

    Happy birthday mate. :wave: :party: