Just Another Day In Paradise

#1
Just like Snow White, I'm feeling grumpy!

Why?

It's my birthday and I'm stuck 8000 miles away from home. And Monday nights in Stan Lee are darts night. What a cracking night out. :x

Happy Fucking 51st to me then. :x
 
#2
Happy Birthday, old git! :D
 
#3
k13eod said:
Just like Snow White, I'm feeling grumpy!

Why?

It's my birthday and I'm stuck 8000 miles away from home. And Monday nights in Stan Lee are darts night. What a cracking night out. :x

Happy Fucking 51st to me then. :x
I have 3 to go, you old tewat, thanks for the reminder.
 
#4
Happy birthday you old fart, you have my sympathy. I recently returned from that hellhole and look set to be going back out again this year. :(
 
#5
Happy Birthday sprog
 
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#6
Happy Birthday you grumpy old twat :)
Now go out, get pissed and throw darts at sprogs :p
 
#7
Well at least the sun is shining and there's no wind!

Think I'll go to Surf Bay ... just for a change!
 
#10
Monday night seems to be Darts Night anywhere I've been in the south of England, too.

I trust you had things better organised for your Half Century last year! Stay safe. Hope you're home to let your hair down soon. :D

(I only bother with every 10th birthday nowadays.)
 
#11
bovvy said:
Monday night seems to be Darts Night anywhere I've been in the south of England, too.

I trust you had things better organised for your Half Century last year! Stay safe. Hope you're home to let your hair down soon. :D

(I only bother with every 10th birthday nowadays.)
Last year was sorted ... I was at the AvN game!
 
#14
Surely there's a Benny in need of some limp lovin'? If not, as per Smudge's comment, locate sluggy and see if she can help you work out a solution.

Feeling a bit sick now!
 
#15
Remember when you couldn't make
Your trouser snake behave
When every single morning
It would stand and watch you shave.

And now you're getting past it
And a shag is hit or miss
What used to be your pride and joy
Is mostly there to take a piss.

Happy birthday mate. :wave: :party:
 
#16
Pop down Ross Road and have a chat with my mate Gareth, he's in the Cemetery, bound to buck you up
 
#17
k13eod said:
Just like Snow White, I'm feeling grumpy!

Why?

It's my birthday and I'm stuck 8000 miles away from home. And Monday nights in Stan Lee are darts night. What a cracking night out. :x

Happy Fucking 51st to me then. :x
You could fly to Santiago order a nice big steak 7 wine or visit Museo Chileno de Arte Precolombino
 
#19
I had my 59th birhday on Saterday, but had my party on Friday night as the Krauts do, got completly ratted clubbing in Cardiff, still feeling it.
 

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