1. Enough of the jolly bollocks small unit action repeition already. Yes, we know you're very good at hollering and running about in a manner also seen at an under-16 swimming synchronization meet, but meet my friend Jdam and my other friend Apache. 2. Weally aristocratic officers are no good at this wargaming thing, name me one tactic or strategy that the Brits have been weally successful in the last six years? 3. What you call our redneck mentality is deep in the bones frontier American - resourcefulness, loyalty to the death, can do, sudden violent shooting at the drop of a glass. Deal with it. 4. Your drill and ceremonial duties are a load of balls innit, when your hofficers and screws are allowed to drink through the night into the morning. Professional is spelled with "Prof", not "Poof", so stop commenting on our jolly bollocks marching. 5. A-10s are the Army's best friend, especially when the RAF is "utterly, utterly useless" and the RN is socially recreating in Iran. But even hidebound by centuries of dusty tradition, generals with moustaches so luxuriant you can grab them and ride them around the parade square (all they're good for), and quite a bit of cheek, you're family, just need a chuck on the chin and ear pulling once in a while, like now. USA Colonel "Cherub Chariot"