jus been to recruters office

#1
just been to the recruters office 2 speak about th paras an been tols that im not goin to baic today an that it could take ages!1 and i mite not even get in!! this is so gay, i went to there appointment like they said and now they jus give me a stupid dvd an some bits of paper. this is dum!! wen some1s keen you should just let them get goin an started!!! is there any way i can persade them to speed up the recruting to let me in or is there another regement that hav a shorter recruter thing?
 

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#4
gothpanda said:
just been to the recruters office 2 speak about th paras an been tols that im not goin to baic today an that it could take ages!1 and i mite not even get in!! this is so gay, i went to there appointment like they said and now they jus give me a stupid dvd an some bits of paper. this is dum!! wen some1s keen you should just let them get goin an started!!! is there any way i can persade them to speed up the recruting to let me in or is there another regement that hav a shorter recruter thing?
No.

Can I also suggest that the most honourable thing you can do in the circumstances is to kill yourself - you can use your post above as the basis for your suicide note....
 
#6
jesus fcuk, my head hurts! Please gothpanda, go away, please. I get stupider everytime I read your drivvel. Please, just go. I can't take it anymore, its affecting my work, please just die.
 
#7
gothpanda said:
just been to the recruters office 2 speak about th paras an been tols that im not goin to baic today an that it could take ages!1 and i mite not even get in!! this is so gay, i went to there appointment like they said and now they jus give me a stupid dvd an some bits of paper. this is dum!! wen some1s keen you should just let them get goin an started!!! is there any way i can persade them to speed up the recruting to let me in or is there another regement that hav a shorter recruter thing?
Huh? What the heck does that say, I've read it three times and I'm still no clearer!
 
#8
What did you expect - that they would pack you off on a bus to start training straight away? Unfortunately they have a process to follow and lots of information to gather about you before you even get a look at a date for training. If you want to join up that quickly - bugger off to the French Foreign Legion (they have an airborne divison)

Sluice
 

Legs

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#9
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...

If there are any Recruiters out there, please, please get him in quickly. I don't think he'll need much training before his first jump.



I don't think he'll even need a 'chute.
 
#11
Can’t see what the problem is

I personally think he has all the attributes to make a fine airborne warrior :D :D
 
#14
thanks for the desent reoly sluce-dweller. do the french foren legion have a office near edinburgh? which bit of th forum is for french legion?
 
#16
Have you ever read half a line of a post and thought no more?.........I just have, learn the English language or don't bother writing utter shite.
 
#17
gothpanda said:
thanks for the desent reoly sluce-dweller. do the french foren legion have a office near edinburgh? which bit of th forum is for french legion?
dont do it, arrsers...resist...resist...
 
#19
Goku said:
Chaps… you do realise you’re being wah’d :wink:
If it is, it’s not a very good one then is it,

the best part of a month and 50 odd posts of drivel just to say, I had you all going there didn’t I 8O

My sides will absolutely burst at that one :roll: :roll:
 
#20
gothpanda said:
thanks for the desent reoly sluce-dweller. do the french foren legion have a office near edinburgh? which bit of th forum is for french legion?
I'll answer that one, it's easy.

Gothpanda, pack up your computer, get yourself a ticket to France and when you get over there plug your computer in and then log on to ARRSE again, then you will find the French Foreign Legion Forum. It only works when you log on from France see. Trust me, it works.
 

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