Jurno nearly gets her hoop involuntarily booted in

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by bitterandtwisted, Jun 27, 2012.

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  1. At 21 I doubt she was an experienced or qualified reporter.

    Silly girl.

    And the private school mongs who employed her.
  2. But did she enjoy it, does she secretly long for those masterful men?
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  3. You obviously enjoyed your time in a Turkish prison.
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  4. I bet she came.
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  5. Isn't this a case of plagiarism? ISTR exactly the same thing happening to a Yank journalist in exactly the same place when the Arab Spring was first sprung.
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  6. Emily Maitlis is true wanking fodder. I'd do things to her - and would even achieve some usage from my chocolate fondue set in doing said things. If you ever see anyone in a middle-eastern hotbed of trouble, surrounding a news reporter and brandishing a teaspoon or an egg whisk, it'll be me!
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  7. Tahir Square was better, there was this silly tart.
  8. Stupid Slut..you took the cash to go to this backward place ...fuckin deal with this.
  9. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    suprise suprise, she is writing a book.... there i was in female heaven being ignorded by all these men who had better things to do , it was only when i got my baps out that they took any notice ...
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    'I was tossed around like fresh meat among starving lions'

    Has the dizzy bint any idea how much I have to pay for that sort of action?
  11. £5 for a Ryan Air flight?

  12. It was that or be put on a work placement in poundland, she took the easier option ^~
  13. I for one am very gratefull to Ms Smith for airing her ordeal, it was a story that needed to be told.

    It also allowed me to get rid of some DNA whilst reading "fingers forced inside me".

    Fucking lush!
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