Jungle Phase


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Try not to cut off fingers with tree basher. A tree surgeon nearby me managed to cut off his fingers with his chainsaw... and HES a professional!

Also, on a serious note - I'm sure he'll be instructed in everything he needs to know. Try not to worry so much
Tell him the Hills were a piece of p1ss compared to what he's about to do, and to work harder that he's ever worked in hislife to pick up the lessons and then deliver the goods. Keep his cool, don't jack on his marras, and remain thoroughly humble.
I could instruct you on the usuall sheeite, be the grey man etc.etc. however the one bit of advice I will give him is be careful not to cut his b*llocks off whengoing for a shite! remember that!

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