June Sustainer

Discussion in 'RLC' started by Ford_Prefect, May 31, 2005.

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  1. Ford_Prefect

    Ford_Prefect War Hero

    Most Photogenic Soldier: Page 195

    Most shameless OJAR plugging photos: P205 (Maj Shakespear), P211 (CO 3 CS), P212 (Maj Mann),

    Most Flattering Photo: P220 (Capt Wincott)

    Best Respirator Seal: P241

    Best Tour Dodger: P254

    Did I miss anything?
     
  2. Glad you have enough sense not to put peoples names on the internet for all and sundry to see...

    Promise me you will grow up and be a leader of note one day?
     
  3. Ford_Prefect

    Ford_Prefect War Hero

    It’s an unrestricted document! The names are out there already, it's no secret!

    ........and whoever this Peoples is, I promise not to put his name on the Internet!
     
  4. Biscuits_AB

    Biscuits_AB Guest

    Ford.......don't take any sh*te from that tw*t Helffatf*ck........his mum stinks of fish.
     
  5. HELLFYR = Ancient Greek for "boring loggie cnut".
     
  6. Ford_Prefect

    Ford_Prefect War Hero

    Yes, he is a tw@t and a thread killer of the highest order!

    Anyway, back to the topic in hand (which incidentally was a deliberate attempt to breathe a bit of life back into this forum) did anyone notice anything funny, stupid or just plain cringe-worthy about this month's Corps rag?

    These face-wavers and self publicists need to be taken down a peg or two and let’s face it - this site is the only public way of doing it!
     
  7. Sorry, but I didn't read the bits you've mentioned cause it took me the best part of the magazine to clean my arrse properly.
     
  8. Biscuits_AB

    Biscuits_AB Guest

    You're not really one for taking sides DB are you?
     
  9. The only side I like is the left hand one of the bed. Unfortunately when there's a loggie's wife in it there are no sides left.
     
  10. Ratfink

    Ratfink Old-Salt

    So, DB, you are obviously a closet loggie, or you wouldn't have the magazine to wipe your arrse with. And you're married to a loggie, who won't let you into your own bed. And you are correct that your posts mark you aout as a 'boring loggie cnut'! Lots of unresolved anger and frustration there, ever thought of counselling?

    Or have I misunderstood you previous posts??!!??
     
  11. Ford_Prefect

    Ford_Prefect War Hero

    Oh if Oscar Wilde were alive today........
     
  12. Ratfink

    Ratfink Old-Salt

    He'd be getting tips on badinage and witty comebacks from DB!
     
  13. As opposed to receiving a length from your dad?
     
  14. Ratfink

    Ratfink Old-Salt

    AAh, an embarrassed closet-loggie, boring, hen-pecked(by fat loggie wife) necrophiliac

    Although I fear rigor mortis may have passed by now, dear boy.