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Jump you fecker!

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#3
Oh well!!
 
#4
"i don't know how to cope with myself"

not jumping off of buildings would be a start.
 
#5
has anyone been after the boyfriend for Illegal sodomy?

or is it now ok under 18?

don't care but it should be a case of following up all crimes! lol
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
Rather unfortunate description from the negotiator:

“Shaun was engaging with us.

“I had been sat with my arms out towards him. He bent down
 
#7
someone was heard to be playing Van Halen in the background.
 
#8
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
someone was heard to be playing Van Halen in the background.
Thats enough to make anyone jump.
 
#11
They were only singing Derek and Clive's little song to him, stop being so harsh when all the crowd wanted to do was make him laugh and forget his troubles........

The Jump Song:

As I was walking down the street one day
I saw a house on fire
There was a man, shouting and screaming at an upper-storey window
To the crowd that was gathered there below
For he was sore afraid

Jump! You fcuker, jump!
Jump into this here blanket what we are holding
And you will be all right
He jumped, hit the deck, broke his fcuking neck
There was no blanket

Laugh?! We nearly s*at!
We had not laughed so much since Grandma died
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left t1t in the mangle
We are miserable sinners
Fi-i-ilthy fcukers

Ahhhrrrr-soles
 
#14
girliebiker said:
It was most inconsiderate, town was grid locked!









Actually it was quite heartbreaking, but then I am a girlie!
Gridlocked............to cage drivers....... :twisted:
 
#15
I thought the shout of "you're wasting tax payers money" was a good one... wish I'd come up with it :D
 
#16
I know this is the NAAFI, and I am going to get mountains of abuse for this - but some of the members of that crowd make me ashamed to live in this country.
 
#17
I don't think the Sun are going to allow my comment...

Tubs

Edited to add: Enlightenment, dry your eyes princess.

He chose to jump, it's not as though with him dying we lost a cure for cancer is it?

He should get a double Darwin award. He'd already removed himself from the gene pool once by deciding to be a hermer and decided that wasn't enough.

Attention seeking cunt.
 
#18
Enlightenment said:
I know this is the NAAFI, and I am going to get mountains of abuse for this - but some of the members of that crowd make me ashamed to live in this country.
Why stop at the country, people have done it here on Arrse more than once, no one bats an eyelid.
 
#19
Enlightenment said:
I know this is the NAAFI, and I am going to get mountains of abuse for this - but some of the members of that crowd make me ashamed to live in this country.
And what crowd is "that" crowd? Do you you mean this crowd?,the crowd that you are part of? Or are you starting your own crowd? So many questions,so little time!
 
#20
Enlightenment said:
but some of the members of that crowd make me ashamed to live in this country.
I know, it's terrible isn't it, where has the compassion gone ?
 

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