Jump you fecker!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Facey_Romford, Jan 16, 2009.

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  1. did the fag whistle on the way down?
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Oh well!!
  3. "i don't know how to cope with myself"

    not jumping off of buildings would be a start.
  4. has anyone been after the boyfriend for Illegal sodomy?

    or is it now ok under 18?

    don't care but it should be a case of following up all crimes! lol
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Rather unfortunate description from the negotiator:

    “Shaun was engaging with us.

    “I had been sat with my arms out towards him. He bent down
  6. someone was heard to be playing Van Halen in the background.
  7. Thats enough to make anyone jump.
  8. How high did he bounce when he hit the ground???

    De-acceleration trauma gets 'em every time
  9. No money for a bus fare to Bridgend?
  10. They were only singing Derek and Clive's little song to him, stop being so harsh when all the crowd wanted to do was make him laugh and forget his troubles........

    The Jump Song:

    As I was walking down the street one day
    I saw a house on fire
    There was a man, shouting and screaming at an upper-storey window
    To the crowd that was gathered there below
    For he was sore afraid

    Jump! You fcuker, jump!
    Jump into this here blanket what we are holding
    And you will be all right
    He jumped, hit the deck, broke his fcuking neck
    There was no blanket

    Laugh?! We nearly s*at!
    We had not laughed so much since Grandma died
    Or Auntie Mabel caught her left t1t in the mangle
    We are miserable sinners
    Fi-i-ilthy fcukers

  11. It was most inconsiderate, town was grid locked!

    Actually it was quite heartbreaking, but then I am a girlie!
  12. Gridlocked............to cage drivers....... :twisted:
  13. I thought the shout of "you're wasting tax payers money" was a good one... wish I'd come up with it :D