Two guys chatting in a bar. One was telling about a charity parachute jump he'd been umpire on, where all six men had to jump to get the money. He said. " Four had jumped ok but the fifth, a little gay bloke had chickened and refused point blank, which meant no money for the charity. The sixth guy, a huge black lad, was fuming. He pulled out this massive dick and told the wimp that if he didn't jump, he would get it stuffed right up his skinny arse. " The listener said. " F****n' hell..did it make him jump ? " Reply. " Not until the last six inches went up. "