Julia Gillard

#1
Dear Convicts,

Having seen her plastered all over the news for the past couple of days, I feel compelled- as a Welshman- to apologise on behalf of my homeland for inflicting upon you that vile, ginger shrew.

Sorry.
 

udipur

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#5
The Aussies really have not had a fair go of things as we have given them both the Ghastly Gillard (have you ever heard her speak????) and the Mad Monk (born in London).

Hardly the Best of British and no wonder a whole bunch of them want to sever ties and go it alone...
 
#6
(cough) the 'alternative' is Malcolm Turnbull, who is quite convinced that he can buy his way to being the first Australian President. I'd prefer Gordon Brown, frankly.
 

Auld-Yin

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#7
I thought Mr Rupert Murdoch ran Australia!!
 
#9
He does indeed, but his wife dislikes indiscretion, hence the decoys.
 
#10
The Aussies really have not had a fair go of things as we have given them both the Ghastly Gillard (have you ever heard her speak????) and the Mad Monk (born in London).

Hardly the Best of British and no wonder a whole bunch of them want to sever ties and go it alone...
Actually Gillard is one of the one's who wants to sever ties and make oz a republic.
 
#11
Presumably without regard for the hundreds of millions of dollars it would cost, and for what...?
 
#12
Presumably without regard for the hundreds of millions of dollars it would cost, and for what...?
Of course she is a Labour politician and If Labour is the same down under as it is here its basically a byword for: spend millions on ill thought projects that give little value for money, wreck your countries heritage in the name of progress and political correctness and do it all without the permission of the people you claim to serve.
 
#13
(mutters darkly, wishes he hadn't sold his Mini-14)
 
#14
Apparently she is a secret rug muncher, with a sensible shoe wearing friend hidden away in Tasmania.

Her "hair colourist" civil partner is just a camouflage handbag.

So the PM (for the next few days anyway) is a Welsh, Ginger Lesbian. I kid you not.
 
#15
Plus the G-G/Shorten 'conflict of interest' has yet to play out. Could be interesting.
 
#16
I'd give her one though.
She is an absolute fcuking horror. She has a huge arrse and a voice set to 'nag'. I pray that she gets what she deserves and fcuks off out of my television.

Edited once to add: I could never giver her one unless it was with a fist in a chain mail glove with big spikes on the knuckles. Hate Labor? Me?
 
#17
Whilst I may share somewhat in your embarrassment, I must point out that the Aussies still regard our rejects as better than anything else they've managed to grow or import in the Convicts' Garden - that little bit of Welshness just can't help shining through. Still, the good thing is she hasn't contributed to the gene pool.
 
#18
I quite agree that we here in Australia have been rightly screwed over in our choice of politicians in the last oh 30 odd years. I think the rot set in when that moron Whitlam let all and sundry into the country back in the 70's.
Gillard and her "pink" friends won't be happy till we are all royally ferked up the kyhber with a pineapple :eye:
Some faggoty greenie got in and wants us to have open borders! Gawd help us.
Cheers
Darkhorse
 

Travelgall

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#19
Apparently she is a secret rug muncher, with a sensible shoe wearing friend hidden away in Tasmania.

Her "hair colourist" civil partner is just a camouflage handbag.

So the PM (for the next few days anyway) is a Welsh, Ginger Lesbian. I kid you not.
Sources? Where did you here that?
 

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