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#1
Mum Nicola O'Neill walks free after stashing £450,000 of cannabis in Rochester home


Well even I have a trace of sympathy for Kent Plod on this one.

The new RCMP recruiting office (staffed by officers on loan from Newport Gwent) in Maidstone is inundated with applications from dismayed Kent Plods. So some good may yet come of the judicial fiasco. Although mandatory steroid abuse testing by RCMP is reckoned to thin the applicants selected for interview to about 5%.

If this lady runs a catering caravan maybe don't drive or operate machinery after eating the cup cakes.

Mind boggles. Judge ??
 
#2
It's time Good CO gave you a dedicated Kent_RSS sub forum to bring us all this gripping Kent stuff.
 
#3
Why are the Royal Canadian Mounted Police recruiting in Kent? And why are they using Coppers from Wales to do the recruiting for them?

I'm confused...can anyone translate please?
 
#5
Why are the Royal Canadian Mounted Police recruiting in Kent? And why are they using Coppers from Wales to do the recruiting for them?

I'm confused...can anyone translate please?
No. No one can translate because BounceBannana works on an entirely different level to the rest of us. His brain is somewhere up in the Mlaaarasphere.


No one has even the slightest idea what his problem with Kent police is, far less any idea why the **** he thinks that we should care. He just throws a wibble-bomb into a new thread and then fucks off, leaving profound confusion in his wake. Qinetic are currently trying to weaponise him, but currently without success as he keeps melting the computers.
 
#7
Err. Bit slow me.

Who is bouncebanana?
Whats the beef with Kent Constabulary?
Whats Canada and Wales got to to with the Garden of England?
Are all the constables emigrating to Canada via Wales?
 
#10
"As part of her sentence O'Neill must attend an alcohol treatment programme for six months, as well as 12 sessions at a women's offending group."

So not exactly walked free, I may safely assume thate was more to this than the court hack wrote. I hate sloppy journalism that tries to big everything up with sensationalist headlines, even more so if it encourages this fellow and his endless Kent police ramblings
 
#11
Dont respond. He pops in, drops a shit thread and fucks off sharpish leaving us scratching our heads.

He'll already be trawling the tinterweb page by page looking for his next "scoop".

Its probably suffering with autism and cant engage in conversation.

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#12
Cool 126kg of weed, wouldn't mind a box or two.
If 126kg is making £450k in one transaction it has my full attention. Does anybody have a contact with this Kent Police chap? Ask him to PM me, yah? I have a community interest proposal.
 
#14
If 126kg is making £450k in one transaction it has my full attention. Does anybody have a contact with this Kent Police chap? Ask him to PM me, yah? I have a community interest proposal.
I reckon you could shift that lot on the street for about £850k. But crime doesn't profit........................much.
 
#15
Mum Nicola O'Neill walks free after stashing £450,000 of cannabis in Rochester home


Well even I have a trace of sympathy for Kent Plod on this one.

The new RCMP recruiting office (staffed by officers on loan from Newport Gwent) in Maidstone is inundated with applications from dismayed Kent Plods. So some good may yet come of the judicial fiasco. Although mandatory steroid abuse testing by RCMP is reckoned to thin the applicants selected for interview to about 5%.

If this lady runs a catering caravan maybe don't drive or operate machinery after eating the cup cakes.

Mind boggles. Judge ??

Yay! He's back.


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#16
I reckon you could shift that lot on the street for about £850k. But crime doesn't profit........................much.
Isle of wight. They pay a fortune for shit stuff down there and cant get enough of it. just watch out for degs on the ferry.
 

TheIronDuke

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#17
Isle of wight. They pay a fortune for shit stuff down there and cant get enough of it. just watch out for degs on the ferry.
Is that the Isle of Wight that is a couple of hours out of Poole Harbour? **** their mother****ing barking degs. We land on the beach.

So, that's me, you and that leveller Hippy. 50% to me because it was my idea, 25% each to you two.

Do we punt 9-bars or break it down to ounces? And I get to wear the big leather coat. This latter is non-negotiable.
 
#18
Is that the Isle of Wight that is a couple of hours out of Poole Harbour? **** their mother****ing barking degs. We land on the beach.

So, that's me, you and that leveller Hippy. 50% to me because it was my idea, 25% each to you two.

Do we punt 9-bars or break it down to ounces? And I get to wear the big leather coat. This latter is non-negotiable.
If they're that dense down there. Then no need to take a risk. Compressed lightly baked Oxo = Cannabis Resin, traditional box of swan Vesta matches, open up, cut the little green swan logo off the inside (4 to a pack) = Hey presto 'Green Swan Acid Tabs'.
 
#19
I don't actually give a flying **** about Kent, whether you are a "Kentish man" or a "man of Kent," you have it coming to you for getting behind that beastly ruffian Wat Tyler, now bugger off back to France the lot of you!
 
#20
"As part of her sentence O'Neill must attend an alcohol treatment programme for six months, as well as 12 sessions at a women's offending group."

So not exactly walked free, I may safely assume thate was more to this than the court hack wrote. I hate sloppy journalism that tries to big everything up with sensationalist headlines, even more so if it encourages this fellow and his endless Kent police ramblings
Hmm... sham e its not Indonesia, Indonesia sentences British woman to death for drug smuggling - CNN.com
Now that IS a deterrent plus no chance of reoffending with minimal cost to the tax payer!!
 

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