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JPA claims

#2
Of course, let me consult my crystal ball which can guess exactly where, when and how long for you will be deployed and exactly what you're doing.

Please feel free to post more vague details which will undoubtedly help.

Are you in the TA, by any chance?
 

Legs

ADC
Book Reviewer
#7
With that attitude towards your clerks, you will get absolutely no advice from me.

Sorry.

Sluggy -

1. We're not 'Clerks' any more. We're Combat Human Resources Specialists (CHRS). Get into the 21st Century! :winkrazz:
2. You're not sorry at all. Be honest, you think he's a dick.
 
#8
Dear friend,

I am represent JPAC in Lagos. I was very sorries to hear about your unfortunate troubles, but worry no more! My esteem collegues and I have discovered that you are entitled to 15million dollars for you Olympic Ops. Please send your name, address and bank details by return of post and you will have the moneys in a jiffy.

Best Regards,

A Clerk.



Alternatively, read JSP 752 and submit claims accordingly.
 
#11
Right so I will be out of my camp about 60 miles for 30 days. I understand that there is a lack of accommodation so I will be in a field tent. The camp is pay as you dine. I am regular army. The admin office is RAF personnel.
 
#14
Right so I will be out of my camp about 60 miles for 30 days. I understand that there is a lack of accommodation so I will be in a field tent. The camp is pay as you dine. I am regular army. The admin office is RAF personnel.
Have you got a non-availability chit for accommodation?

Have field conditions been declared?

Are you going home at any stage?

Do you have access to service transport?

Do you also need a hand dressing yourself?

Jesus, this is like pulling ******* teeth.
 

Legs

ADC
Book Reviewer
#18
AP have you ever had ur head kicked in?
You had already proved that you're stupid. Now you've gone and proved what a total ******* pillock you are. 80% of those questions are sensible, and the last 20% really did need asking.

You, Frodo, are an imbecile.



BTW - We are not Shinys, nor are we muppets. Especially when you want our help. Fuckwit.
 

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