If he is a jouno, what is the betting that he is a Red Top hack that is looking to replace the Scum's current lines of:
"Senior Top Brass, Lance Corporal of the elite queen's bodyguard unit using black, stealth, hover tank in SAS style manouerves (note the deliberte mis-spelling) in Royal, love rat, Captain Crumpet and Squaddie orgy shock. Also can include the extras of "battle hardened", "veterans", "our boys", which is followed by some denegration of our Armed Forces in shock story that soldier gets pi$$ed and tw@ts a chav gobbing off.
His new lines will be "superhuman squaddies can hold a rifle for hours", "each squaddie must be a sniper because they can pass an Annual Personal Weapons Test" and more extremist "every squaddie must be a racist because they can all pass an annual personal weapons test".
Edited to add - Journos - these lines are mine and my intellectual property - you can't have 'em!