Journalist Cnut?

#1
Just got this message via Youtube:

IS there really alot of nasty stuff that goes on in the army barracks? Whats it like? Is there definitely physical abuse, and generally alot of unpleasant stuff going on

Do I tell him fcuk off back to the hole in which he came from or is that against "talking to the press" rules? :twisted:
 
#3
Lance_Bombardier said:
tell him to fcuk off, but maybe with more decorum.
Yeah, spell it like this.

Phuck Orf.
 

Fugly

LE
DirtyBAT
#4
Tell him you've got video clips of abuse happening, ask him what he'll give for them - get as much out the twat as you can.

Then, get the lads together and stage some "block rituals" going on.

After the scandal has hit the front page, and your cheque has cleared, flog the "making of" video to their rival paper, thus losing the fucker his job, ala Piers Morgan.

Army reputation restored, and a journo is on the dole. Everybody wins.
 
B

Biscuits_AB

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#5
Tell him a load of shite and see if any of it appears anywhere. Throw in a few names for good measure. Lot's of "there's this guy....let's call him 'Bernoulli'....who regularly forces young troopers into rough anal sex, without any lubricants..."

Give it some revs mate! You know it makes sense.
 

mysteron

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
Let's take the battle to the Journo cnuts!! Who can form up a fantastic story that will make the Scum's headline tomorrow?

Let's start with.....

Satanic rituals held in elite Queen's Bodyguard Regiment top toffs Officers' Mess.

Army Top Brass have begun secret investigations into reports of a Satanic Cult operating in an elite Regiment of the Army.......and continue.....

Edited for being a typing mong........ :roll:
 
#8
Tell him to meet you in a metal locker positioned near the top of the stairs in your block. Once he is inside it, padlock it and then push it down the block stairs. Or put shoe-polish on his genitals.

He can then begin the interview on in-barracks bullying.
 
#9
Fcuking lol!

I think I'll wind the little sh!t up as suggested - the satanic rituals is a deffo :D

Should the little fcuk pay up... good way to make some dosh for the Army Benevolent Fund methinks
 
#10
Update:


Yeah, we get some really strange stuff happen but we just keep schtoom. I've got some footage of some of the officers in a satanic ritual type thing. Really f*cking wierd sh*t - I was filming it through the small bit of glass in the door so thank f*ck I wasn't seen.

We've even got a weird bloke called Bernoulli who's rumoured to rape some of the young Sappers who share the base with us. Thing is they all keep their mouths shut because they know what'll happen to them.

This army really is messed up, but as Privates there f*ck all we can do about it. And FFS don't tell anyone what I've just said - this kind of thing getting out would put me and the boys in quite a bit of danger, yeah?


'80'





Original Message:

> IS there really alot of nasty stuff that goes on in the army barracks? Whats it like? Is there definitely physical abuse, and generally alot of unpleasant stuff going on


Bait set - hope the cnut bites ;)
 
#11
-=TheGeneral=- said:
Update:


Yeah, we get some really strange stuff happen but we just keep schtoom. I've got some footage of some of the officers in a satanic ritual type thing. Really f*cking wierd sh*t - I was filming it through the small bit of glass in the door so thank f*ck I wasn't seen.

We've even got a weird bloke called Bernoulli who's rumoured to rape some of the young Sappers who share the base with us. Thing is they all keep their mouths shut because they know what'll happen to them.

This army really is messed up, but as Privates there f*ck all we can do about it. And FFS don't tell anyone what I've just said - this kind of thing getting out would put me and the boys in quite a bit of danger, yeah?


'80'





Original Message:

> IS there really alot of nasty stuff that goes on in the army barracks? Whats it like? Is there definitely physical abuse, and generally alot of unpleasant stuff going on


Bait set - hope the cnut bites ;)
Can se the headlines tomorrow.....

I think you'll get something like 'A source close to the alledged abuse'
 

mysteron

LE
Book Reviewer
#12
Beautiful!!

Begin elaboration of story, don't forget the spelling mong and grammar fcuk ups too. :p

We need the satanic rituals to also include doing nasty things with prostitutes from 10mark alley in Germany, also include the intimidation to be along the lines of rape, career destruction and blackmail. I am feeling particularly evil today!!!! :twisted:
 
#13
Fugly said:
Tell him you've got video clips of abuse happening, ask him what he'll give for them - get as much out the twat as you can.

Then, get the lads together and stage some "block rituals" going on.

After the scandal has hit the front page, and your cheque has cleared, flog the "making of" video to their rival paper, thus losing the fucker his job, ala Piers Morgan.

Army reputation restored, and a journo is on the dole. Everybody wins.
Ah TA 4T bedford fake pictures of Iraqi torture, did wonders for the ammount of sh*t the lads got off the locals in Iraq for weeks after. What ever happened to the TA pr*cks who staged the photos. :?
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#15
Where's our 'facking' 'THEM' story teller when you need him. He'd be spot on for this job!!
 
#16
It could also have been a potential recruit who had heard a few stories, and was hoping that you'd say that it was all nonsense.

If it was, I can't exactly see him running down to the ACIO tomorrow can you?
 
#17
Tartan_Terrier said:
It could also have been a potential recruit who had heard a few stories, and was hoping that you'd say that it was all nonsense.

If it was, I can't exactly see him running down to the ACIO tomorrow can you?
Only if he is shouting "Ooh, me sir, me sir. Where do I sign?" with his pants round his ankles holding a goat in one hand and a whip in the other.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#18
Dale the snail said:
Tartan_Terrier said:
It could also have been a potential recruit who had heard a few stories, and was hoping that you'd say that it was all nonsense.

If it was, I can't exactly see him running down to the ACIO tomorrow can you?
Only if he is shouting "Ooh, me sir, me sir. Where do I sign?" with his pants round his ankles holding a goat in one hand and a whip in the other.
Blimey! Do they still sign you up that way? I thought it would have changed by now. I recall it well from my day.
 
#19
Dale the snail said:
Tartan_Terrier said:
It could also have been a potential recruit who had heard a few stories, and was hoping that you'd say that it was all nonsense.

If it was, I can't exactly see him running down to the ACIO tomorrow can you?
Only if he is shouting "Ooh, me sir, me sir. Where do I sign?" with his pants round his ankles holding a goat in one hand and a whip in the other.

Blimey - all I got was a Bible
 
#20
Tartan_Terrier said:
It could also have been a potential recruit who had heard a few stories, and was hoping that you'd say that it was all nonsense.

If it was, I can't exactly see him running down to the ACIO tomorrow can you?
I've seen this bloke in his vids - he's hardly army material and possibly too old anyway. Quite likes a bit of airsofting so I suppose a bit of interest is there 8O
 

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