Jose Mourinho

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by 4-8-Alfa, Sep 21, 2007.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. 4-8-Alfa

    4-8-Alfa War Hero

    Jose Mourinho, following his departure from Chelsea, has said that he would like to return to Portugal and disappear and never be heard of again.
    The McCanns have offered to help.

    :D
     
  2. arby

    arby LE

    mate, thats in really really poor taste. He's the special one.
     
  3. CC_TA

    CC_TA LE

    Poor taste? I think you'll find Maddie was one of the best tasting meals the Portuguese fish have had in years.

    CC_TA
     
  4. CC_TA

    CC_TA LE

    What?
     
  5. arby

    arby LE

    Right, Ive had enough of these sick jokes. I can take a joke like the next bloke bloke, but seriously, Jose jokes? That's just low. Really really low. Sick f*cks.
     
  6. A_Knocker_Till_The_End

    A_Knocker_Till_The_End LE Moderator

    BBC reports an explosion occurred in West London and could be heard for miles.

    Scotland Yard investigating determined it was just the bubble bursting at Stamford Bridge.
     

  7. Quality :D :D
     
  8. BigPete007

    BigPete007 Swinger

    Jose Mourinho was asked in this mornings press conference whether it was true he was going to be the next Spurs manager. His reply was "I'm not that fucking special!"
     
  9. dgc890

    dgc890 Swinger

    Chelsea are now promoting a new aftershave Called "The Special One" manufactured by U GO BOSS
     
  10. A_Knocker_Till_The_End

    A_Knocker_Till_The_End LE Moderator

    What have Stamford Bridge and space got in common?

    Loads of stars and no atmosphere