Jordans break up

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by General_Layabout, May 11, 2009.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. What are ITV 2 going to do for programmes now ???
  2. I love the way these publicity-whores have the cheek, having stuffed their gurning orange faces into our homes via the telly-box for the past five years, request that the media "respect their privacy"!
  3. The fat little f*cker soon comes out his mongoloid shell when the distant crumple of a packet of smokey bacon being opened reaches him !! From flat out with his eyes spinning to 30mph with a snarl on in 4 seconds !!
  4. I'm not surprised she's split with all that plastic stuffed into her tits!
    Sill. Must respect their privacy mustn't we? :clap:
  5. Cover the break up and then the re-union. Call me sinical.

    But still, I hope it's true. I hate Peter Andre with a vengence. I PHUCKING HATE HIM :x :x :x
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    At least it will give Max Clifford something to do now Goody's croaked it.
  7. Oh no! I'm destavated (or whatever the fück the spelling is). :D

  8. So they make a statement and ask for privacy. Erm?


    What's brown and walks into sofas ? Harvey Price :)

    I heard that when he was tiny, she had to put bells on her t1ts so he knew where his dinner was.


    I'm here all week.
  9. Edit- fuck! :roll:

    What's fat, black and bumps into walls?

    Harvey Price.
  10. chimera

    chimera LE Moderator

    hell of an echo in here today spaz
  11. Can we not just chuck them all in to a fucking woodchipper and have done with it?
  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    hell of an echo in here today spaz
  13. Say again?
  14. Wha... ?