Jordans break up

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by General_Layabout, May 11, 2009.

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  1. What are ITV 2 going to do for programmes now ???
  2. I love the way these publicity-whores have the cheek, having stuffed their gurning orange faces into our homes via the telly-box for the past five years, request that the media "respect their privacy"!
  3. The fat little f*cker soon comes out his mongoloid shell when the distant crumple of a packet of smokey bacon being opened reaches him !! From flat out with his eyes spinning to 30mph with a snarl on in 4 seconds !!
  4. I'm not surprised she's split with all that plastic stuffed into her tits!
    Sill. Must respect their privacy mustn't we? :clap:
  5. Cover the break up and then the re-union. Call me sinical.

    But still, I hope it's true. I hate Peter Andre with a vengence. I PHUCKING HATE HIM :x :x :x
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    At least it will give Max Clifford something to do now Goody's croaked it.
  7. Oh no! I'm destavated (or whatever the fück the spelling is). :D

  8. So they make a statement and ask for privacy. Erm?


    What's brown and walks into sofas ? Harvey Price :)

    I heard that when he was tiny, she had to put bells on her t1ts so he knew where his dinner was.


    I'm here all week.
  9. spaz

    spaz On ROPs

    Edit- fuck! :roll:

    What's fat, black and bumps into walls?

    Harvey Price.
  10. chimera

    chimera LE Moderator

    hell of an echo in here today spaz
  11. Can we not just chuck them all in to a fucking woodchipper and have done with it?
  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    hell of an echo in here today spaz
  13. spaz

    spaz On ROPs

    Say again?
  14. Wha... ?