Jordans break up

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  1. What are ITV 2 going to do for programmes now ???
     
  2. Cuddles

    Cuddles LE

    I love the way these publicity-whores have the cheek, having stuffed their gurning orange faces into our homes via the telly-box for the past five years, request that the media "respect their privacy"!
     
  3. sillyboy

    sillyboy Crow

    The fat little f*cker soon comes out his mongoloid shell when the distant crumple of a packet of smokey bacon being opened reaches him !! From flat out with his eyes spinning to 30mph with a snarl on in 4 seconds !!
     
  4. donmac

    donmac LE

    I'm not surprised she's split with all that plastic stuffed into her tits!
    Sill. Must respect their privacy mustn't we? :clap:
     
  5. Doug_Hole

    Doug_Hole Crow

    Cover the break up and then the re-union. Call me sinical.

    But still, I hope it's true. I hate Peter Andre with a vengence. I PHUCKING HATE HIM :x :x :x
     
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    At least it will give Max Clifford something to do now Goody's croaked it.
     
  7. Bugsy

    Bugsy Crow

    Oh no! I'm destavated (or whatever the fück the spelling is). :D

    MsG
     
  8. So they make a statement and ask for privacy. Erm?

    Anyway.

    What's brown and walks into sofas ? Harvey Price :)

    I heard that when he was tiny, she had to put bells on her t1ts so he knew where his dinner was.

    Arthangyaw.

    I'm here all week.
     
  9. spaz

    spaz On ROPS On ROPs

    Edit- fuck! :roll:


    What's fat, black and bumps into walls?






















    Harvey Price.
     
  10. chimera

    chimera LE Moderator

    hell of an echo in here today spaz
     
  11. Mr_Creosote

    Mr_Creosote War Hero

    Can we not just chuck them all in to a fucking woodchipper and have done with it?
     
  12. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    hell of an echo in here today spaz
     
  13. spaz

    spaz On ROPS On ROPs

    Say again?
     
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