Jordan: Katie Price needs a hysterectomy?


Is it just me or does anyone else think that this skanky biatch needs the snip? Lets face it she has one kid who is a mong and by god she has a daughter who has to be the ugliest kid i have ever seen in my life and had the fucking gall to call her princess... fucking hell the kid should have been culled at birth, the other kid seems ok, but being raised by that whorebag will probably turn out all fucked up. And no after seeing her lie their like a sack of spuds in that video i do not have any wish to fuck this tramp, would rather kick her teeth through the back of her head!!!


Book Reviewer
well, she's already had a tastectomy I suppose... whats another ectomy between celebrity skank ho's?
Needs a hysterectomy? Needs a shovel in the face more like.

Mind you, i would. In her prime anyway. Nowadays it would be akin to feeding a tic tac to a whale.
a 7.62mm would sort her out just fine me thinks.


War Hero
I have a mate who does all her airbrushing after the shoots. Takes decades, as her skin is in such a bad state and she has a very spotty arse!
I used to see her in Brighton quite a lot. She looked really rough, short and fat with greasy hair.


War Hero
duffdike said:
I used to see her in Brighton quite a lot. She looked really rough, short and fat with greasy hair.
That's the one! But also orange!
Markintime said:
blackrat_scaleyback said:
Needs a hysterectomy?
Prince Albert said:
I'd still fire one up her
What? A Bangalore Torpedo? That should do the job nicely.
She would probably enjoy that in her bucket.
She should definitely have one, as a public service if nothing else. The great masses of chav trash seem to follow every trend she sets, so Britain's a winner in more ways than just putting a stop to her individual spawning.
PrinceAlbert said:
I'd still fire one up her
Then you would annoy my a friend of mine called Alex
It's amusing that the advert for Dr. Thom sexually transmitted disease testing is at the top of this thread.


War Hero
I must say having seen her several times that I take my hat off to the guys who airbrushed and digitally enhanced her for the Playboy shoot. It is clever to turn a local slapper into top totty.
They must have used a Dyson.
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