Jordan has PTSD

[don't tell him pike]

Not me, chap - @don't tell him pike is eager to be first up. I might YouTube the event, though.

I didn’t say I was eager, just that I would

 

[CaptainRidiculous]

Over to you, Frankie
...

 

[CaptainRidiculous]

Aaaand...

Man disgusts friends after unveiling Christmas jumper mocking Harvey Price | Daily Mail Online

Bad choice of words from katie herself

 

[Helm]

Aaaand...

Man disgusts friends after unveiling Christmas jumper mocking Harvey Price | Daily Mail Online

Bad choice of words from katie herself

I think that's why they're mocking him, little Miss, I can drink and drug while preggers

 

[don't tell him pike]

 

[ExREME..TECH]

It must be catching
Roxanne Pallett reveals she sent a 'suicide message' to her family after Ryan Thomas 'punchgate' | Daily Mail Online

 

[ExREME..TECH]

Parents react to Katie Price care dilemma

 

[Dumb1]

Pendulous tits, saggy derriere?

 

[CaptainRidiculous]

Parents react to Katie Price care dilemma

See #82.
What could she do if this lump kicked off badly?

 

[ExREME..TECH]

Katie Price's disabled son Harvey reveals abuse from vile trolls | Daily Mail Online

 

[Ho2331]

I'd imagine that half a dozen sprogs by half a dozen blokes constantly asking her "Mum, who is my actual dad" would cause her PTSD.

 

[thegimp]

See #82.
What could she do if this lump kicked off badly?

I'd just feed it less or get it a gastric band
If it was 8 stone less you could chain it up easier

 

[ExREME..TECH]

I'd just feed it less or get it a gastric band
If it was 8 stone less you could chain it up easier

she probably has fat fanny juices, that's why he is a porkie mong

 

[thegimp]

she probably has fat fanny juices, that's why he is a porkie mong

Does she hire someone to wank it off to calm it down

 

[ExREME..TECH]

Does she hire someone to **** it off to calm it down

yeah, me

 

[CaptainRidiculous]

Katie Price, 40, 'downed four pornstar martinis and crashed her £75,000 pink Range Rover into a parked car before drunkenly clambering into the back seat to avoid being caught as the driver'

Katie Price arrives at court to face trial over drink driving charge | Daily Mail Online

"Both Price and Mr Boyson said a third person had been driving and that they ran off after the trio had an argument, the court heard."
Harvey, perhaps?

 

[FourZeroCharlie]

Katie Price, 40, 'downed four pornstar martinis and crashed her £75,000 pink Range Rover into a parked car before drunkenly clambering into the back seat to avoid being caught as the driver'

Katie Price arrives at court to face trial over drink driving charge | Daily Mail Online

"Both Price and Mr Boyson said a third person had been driving and that they ran off after the trio had an argument, the court heard."
Harvey, perhaps?

I'm thinking an as-yet unidentified Russian . . .

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Katie Price, 40, 'downed four pornstar martinis and crashed her £75,000 pink Range Rover into a parked car before drunkenly clambering into the back seat to avoid being caught as the driver'

Katie Price arrives at court to face trial over drink driving charge | Daily Mail Online

"Both Price and Mr Boyson said a third person had been driving and that they ran off after the trio had an argument, the court heard."
Harvey, perhaps?

 

[AdminVortex]

I'm intensely looking forwards to her eventual implosion, which promises to be spectacular and quite funny to boot. As with many 'popular' people, they surround themselves with an entourage that will never criticise them, meaning they have no self awareness.

 

[ExREME..TECH]

Katie Price is SLAMMED by fans for giving her children zero calorie syrup | Daily Mail Online

But other fans were quick to defend her, as they praised her as an 'amazing mum' and commended her on teaching her children to eat healthier.
Hitting back at a critic, one wrote: 'nothing wrong with teaching our children to make healthy choices! My 6 year old daughter has just finished a healthy me topic at school they learned about calories, sugar, far and what healthier choices they can make.'
While another gushed: 'You are an amazing mum x'
And another praised Katie's eldest son, as they said: 'I love Harvey, he is so sweet. Such a pure soul'