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Jordan has PTSD

#47
I'm not even going to go there, but one could assume 'England expects every man to do his duty'?

Not even with a bargepole.
I think the phrase you are looking for is;

"not even with a bag of stolen dicks"
 

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#50
Kin hell, this site has suddenly had an influx of gheyers or you've all turned into choirboys who prefer the tender touch of Father O'Toole. Its a case of "oh no, I won't shag Lily Allen" or "wouldn't touch Jordan with yours/a bargepole/a sack of stolen dicks!". Like some of you cunts can afford to be that fussy!
 
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#52
Kin hell, this site has suddenly had an influx of gheyers or you've all turned into choirboys who prefer the tender touch of Father O'Toole. Its a case of "oh no, I won't shag Lily Allen" or "wouldn't touch Jordan with yours/a bargepole/a sack of stolen dicks! Like some of you cunts can afford to be that fussy!
There's a "leaked" sex video featuring Katie Price on xhamster.

Her clopper is quite tidy and probably considerably smaller and sweeter than most of the poster's wives on this thread.
 
#53
Can you catch PTSD off of living your life like a decade long slo-mo bukkake video?
 
#54
Can you catch PTSD off of living your life like a decade long slo-mo bukkake video?
maybe she was supposed to claim 'STD' (although now they are classed as STI's but that doesn't fit the title of this thread as well)
 
#56
I'm not surprised, after spending an evening in the bar at Gornji Vakuf with 669 Sqn AAC LAD REME, anyone would have PTSD.

She's probably got better claims to a NATO gong than half the cnuts on this site too, I can verify she spent at least three days in Theatre. Might dig the photos out at some point.
 
#57
I'm not surprised, after spending an evening in the bar at Gornji Vakuf with 669 Sqn AAC LAD REME, anyone would have PTSD.

She's probably got better claims to a NATO gong than half the cnuts on this site too, I can verify she spent at least three days in Theatre. Might dig the photos out at some point.
Did she get boned of a RE bloke at that location?
 
#60
I though her only connection to the military was that she'd seen more helmets than hitler?
 

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