Jordan-before she became a munter & shacked up with a poof!

#3
I agree. Wait a min. I sound gay saying that.

"Yeah i'd fcuk her, right after the Footie finishes. Then she'd have to get me some stella and make my tea"
 
#4
Ah yes well do I remember seeing Jordan on page 3 before she went all Michael Jackson. I would have said something like
"Yeah i'd fcuk her, right after the Footie finishes. Then she'd have to get me some stella and make my tea" but I was only 11 at the time.
 
#5
Rowums said:
Ah yes well do I remember seeing Jordan on page 3 before she went all Michael Jackson. I would have said something like
"Yeah i'd fcuk her, right after the Footie finishes. Then she'd have to get me some stella and make my tea" but I was only 11 at the time.
Late starter.
 

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#8
Nah, she still not worth it, even then.
 
#9
Have a word mate! She at this stage is (relatively) untouched. But this is a good idea though. If you were Dr Who and had a time machine...no stick with me, and you could go back in time, which doris would you like to jump when she was 18. I think that's going to be the cutoff for time travel. 18 and no further. For instance what was Thatch like at 18?
 
#10
i have to agree Katie Price (Jordan) is much better amd more natural before boob jobs.

who brainwashed the girls into thinking a boob job will make them more attractive ?
 
#11
semper said:
i have to agree Katie Price (Jordan) is much better amd more natural before boob jobs.

who brainwashed the girls into thinking a boob job will make them more attractive ?
All right all right it was me :oops: . Sorry..
 
#13
There was a home vid doing the rounds on Yashi of her and some bloke a la Paris Hilton.....
 
#14
seen that , think it was with Dwight Yorke
 
#15
Saw the clips all put together and someone had put it to the music from the Italian job, This is the self preservation society.

Absolutly brilliant.

Sparky
 
#16
Sorry but have to agree, as Katie Price yes, now, would be like doing an absurd model at Legoland Windsor. How to go from Babe to Pig in one easy incision. Not for me I am afraid. And Guru, WTF was that about Thatch, you sick MF, no, mate, come on now, firm believer in any port in a storm but even I have morals...................
 

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