JonnoJonno is in love

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by JonnoJonno, Sep 16, 2009.

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  1. Fuckable. In a skanky, sweat ridden sleeping bag in the back of the cab kind off way.
     
  2. I don't want to fight you over her (I secretly do), but you shoud be aware that I would crawl over Louise Redknapp's oiled body to get to Lisa. I could spend a week alone in the company of her shit bucket, and be employed as the person who prises her cunt lips off the vinyl driver's seat. You cannot conceivably compare that horrible little dwarf with my Lisa.
     
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Post a picture, the fun police won't let me view.
     
  4. You might have a chance there JJ.
    Good luck and... oooraaah.
     
  5. She'd eat you big hermers ALIVE
     
  6. I would............ 8O
     
  7. there ya go[​IMG]
     
  8. This is where the magic happens:
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  10. Great - I think JJ needs to go out and find a real woman. Try ungluing yourself from the keyboard and talking to them. Failing that, just do what I do and drug them. Whatever......try a real one JJ
     
  11. Quite :D
     
  12. Erm...isn't scuba_frog a blerk??
     
  13. Only nominally, he's a civvie medic.