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Jones the Bridge Builder

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A young man moves to a village in Wales and gets talking to an old man from the village. He asks the old man what his name is; the old man gets very irate at this point and says: "See that row of houses over there? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the House Builder? Do they hell!"

"See those power lines over there? I ran them all in and built the pylons, but do they call me Jones the Lineman? Do they hell!"

"See those bridges over that river? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the Bridge Builder? Do they hell!"

"See the straight and robust road that leads to and from the village? I built that but do they call me Jones the Civil Engineer? Do they Hell"

But, I shag one sheep..."
 

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