Jokes that only squaddies could understand.

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  1. BenghaziBandit

    BenghaziBandit War Hero

    Can any one supply jokes that only a squaddy could understand?
    As in "the big ends gone Sir"
    "These bloody Ities will steal anything, double the Guard". :?
     
  2. Squaddie falls off the high walk on the trainazium and breaks his ankle. PTI says, "don't just lie there, do push ups."
     
  3. BenghaziBandit

    BenghaziBandit War Hero

    When asked to take up position beside 'White' scout car, SSM Paddy ****
    answered.............
    "Oi can't see any effing white scout car, only the effing kahki ones".
     
  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    The RAF
     
  5. EX_STAB

    EX_STAB LE

    I get it but I doubt many people would these days! :)

    [​IMG]
     
  6. crabthebuilder

    crabthebuilder Old-Salt

    Thats not funny 8O
     
  7. I boarded the troopship and asked one of the crew

    Where's the bogs mate?

    Port Side mate.

    That's three fcuking weeks away!
     
  8. TaffJ

    TaffJ War Hero

    "Why does my coffee mug taste salty?"
     
  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    No honestly, believe me, it really is.
     
  10. Why have I woken up with a sticky mouth and a 5 Mark piece on my chest?
     
  11. He was up and down like a Rock Ape's arm on a barrier.
     
  12. syledis

    syledis Guest

    Sweating like a Para in a spelling test
     
  13. BenghaziBandit

    BenghaziBandit War Hero

    The same SSM 'Paddy' ***** noticed Trooper 'X' greasing road wheels on a Comet with a large pump grease gun and asked what he was doing?.
    Tpr. 'X' replied sarcasticly," Blowing up the tyres Sir"
    "Good" says Paddy, "It's good to see 'B' Sqd. doing some effing maintainence" :eek:
     
  14. RangeStew

    RangeStew Crow

    I knew we'd met before :WINK:
     
  15. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    Why is the middle compo sausage missing?