It's boring and it's Friday and I'm counting down til home time. Here's a joke In a train carriage
In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular
looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several
minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel,
and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel,
the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must
have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"
The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the
blonde and she smacked him".
The Frenchman thought - "That f***ing Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can
smack that French tw@t again".
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In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular
looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several
minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel,
and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel,
the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must
have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"
The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the
blonde and she smacked him".
The Frenchman thought - "That f***ing Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can
smack that French tw@t again".

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