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Q. What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

A. Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
 
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Rincewind said:
hahahaha yeah! hes a pretentious git though isnt he?

Born in Essex but still talks with an american accent.

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Apparently he's in the new Doctor Who series - as Davros.
 
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aslong as its not covered in man goo 8O

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Ornithology

Time for wildlife cultural corner.


The mating call of a Cuckoo:

"Cuc-koo ! Cuc-koo ! Cuc-koo !"


The mating call of a Tawny Owl:

"Two-whit ! Two-woo, Two-whit ! Two-woo, Two-whit ! Two-woo"


Mating call of a Blackbird:

"Das it Leroy ! Go on ma maan ! Ram dat ting up ma arrse !"


:wink:
 
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Rincewind said:
hahahaha yeah! hes a pretentious git though isnt he?

Born in Essex but still talks with an american accent.

Rincewind
Someone's been watching Politics! :D Couldn't stop laughing in it though! Laughed? I nearly shat myself! :lol:
 
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blind guy walks into a shop and picks his dog up n begins to swing it aroond his head.
mangaercomes over, excuse me sir what are you doing.
blind guy, oh nothing just having a look around.
 

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