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Q. What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A. Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Now thats funny!!!
hahahaha yeah! hes a pretentious git though isnt he?
Born in Essex but still talks with an american accent.
Apparently he's in the new Doctor Who series - as Davros.
My monitor is now covered in San Miguel - Thanks CP
aslong as its not covered in man goo
Time for wildlife cultural corner.
The mating call of a Cuckoo:
"Cuc-koo ! Cuc-koo ! Cuc-koo !"
The mating call of a Tawny Owl:
"Two-whit ! Two-woo, Two-whit ! Two-woo, Two-whit ! Two-woo"
Mating call of a Blackbird:
"Das it Leroy ! Go on ma maan ! Ram dat ting up ma arrse !"
Someone's been watching Politics! Couldn't stop laughing in it though! Laughed? I nearly shat myself!
I really shouldn't but I can't help it, and I know it's bad......
blind guy walks into a shop and picks his dog up n begins to swing it aroond his head.
mangaercomes over, excuse me sir what are you doing.
blind guy, oh nothing just having a look around.
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