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  1. Q. What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

    A. Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
     
  2. Now thats funny!!!
     
  3. hahahaha yeah! hes a pretentious git though isnt he?

    Born in Essex but still talks with an american accent.

    Rincewind
     
  4. Apparently he's in the new Doctor Who series - as Davros.
     
  5. My monitor is now covered in San Miguel - Thanks CP :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  6. aslong as its not covered in man goo 8O

    agent smith
     
  7. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Ornithology

    Time for wildlife cultural corner.


    The mating call of a Cuckoo:

    "Cuc-koo ! Cuc-koo ! Cuc-koo !"


    The mating call of a Tawny Owl:

    "Two-whit ! Two-woo, Two-whit ! Two-woo, Two-whit ! Two-woo"


    Mating call of a Blackbird:

    "Das it Leroy ! Go on ma maan ! Ram dat ting up ma arrse !"


    :wink:
     
  8. Someone's been watching Politics! :D Couldn't stop laughing in it though! Laughed? I nearly shat myself! :lol:
     
  9. I really shouldn't but I can't help it, and I know it's bad......

    Sorry.

    Beebs :oops:
     
  10. blind guy walks into a shop and picks his dog up n begins to swing it aroond his head.
    mangaercomes over, excuse me sir what are you doing.
    blind guy, oh nothing just having a look around.