Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Civvy-Ginge, May 30, 2011.

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  1. When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.

    And then I saw her face.
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  2. I wish you could have seen mine on reading that joke. No facial movement yet but will update you if anything happens.
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  3. Presumably you're on the last train to Georgia too!
  4. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    you mean you're not a believer?
  5. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    if everybody esle is putting crap jokes on here, how about this one. "I shook my fathers family tree and all that fell out were his nuts"
  6. Did you mean Clarkesville?
  7. I found the title of this thread somewhat misleading.

  8. To avoid this confusion we should have a section for 'Shites' as well as jokes :)