made me laugh.

Met an older woman at a bar last night.
She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter threesome?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mum you still awake?"
Two blokes pissed up in a bar (good skills)
One says to the other "Fugin' anyway ahhve ssshagged yer mam loadsa times! an' ahhve done 'er up the wrongun'

Second drunkard says

I think youve had enough to drink now Dad.