made me laugh.

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  1. Met an older woman at a bar last night.
    She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter threesome?
    I said no.
    We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
    I went back to her place.
    She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

    "Mum you still awake?"
  2. Euuuwwww.
  3. made me laugh after a few sherbs! :D
  4. Result!
  5. I dnt get it
  6. Made me smile!

  7. Hahahahaha nice one :D
  8. Two blokes pissed up in a bar (good skills)
    One says to the other "Fugin' anyway ahhve ssshagged yer mam loadsa times! an' ahhve done 'er up the wrongun'

    Second drunkard says

    I think youve had enough to drink now Dad.