Joke about a clock

#1
A husband said to his wife:

"Do you want to see my clock?"

"Er yes." She replied curiously.

The man unzipped his trousers and pulled his penis out.

"That's not a clock!" His wife stated.

The husband smiled and said: "If you put two hands and your face on, it soon will be!!!" :D


Cheers


Steve
 
#3
Porridge_gun said:
There is a thread in Lamp and Sandbags for jokes

Besides, that one is about as funny as colon cancer.
Don't just chunter about it ... move it.

Or, as his name suggests he's Welsh, delete it ... and him.
 
#4
Porridge_gun said:
There is a thread in Lamp and Sandbags for jokes

Besides, that one is about as funny as colon cancer.
Don't be so harsh on colon cancer; I find it quite funny, especially the colostomy bags
 
#5
StevenPreece said:
A husband said to his wife:

"Do you want to see my clock?"

"Er yes." She replied curiously.

The man unzipped his trousers and pulled his penis out.

"That's not a clock!" His wife stated.

The husband smiled and said: "If you put two hands and your face on, it soon will be!!!" :D


Cheers


Steve
Fantastic! I look forward to reading it again when you post it in all the other forums you are a member of.

P.S. Did you make it up yourself?
 
#7
Sorry guys. I couldn't find the relevant section to post it.

blue_sophist: Just for you mate: :D


As for the sheep. Rumour has it, its best to shag them on the edge of a cliff because they push back harder!!! MMMMMAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR :D


Also: I walked passed a shop last night and heard there'd been a Ram Raid. Apparently someone threw a sheep's head through the window!!! :D

Cheers


Steve
 

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