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#1
Right lads,

I using my the xmas holidays to do some career change thinking and need ur advice.

Im working for the civil service at the minute and will need to leave cuz im bored and the cuts might do for me anyway. Basicaly i dont like them and they dont like me plus i do next to nothing all day anyway LOL.

Im going to join the army but dont want to joing any crappy unit im more inerested in the special forces units and need some advice on selection before deploying to Afgan (2012 latest). Also - officer or regular?

Who can help...???

Thanks ladz much appreciated.

GT forum BTW. ;-)
 
#2
Blimey do the civil service write in text speak aswell.............plenty of threads on joining up.......some even on CRAPPY UNITS if that what appeals top of your avoidance list. If your really serious then dont start running before you learn to walk if thinking your Special forces material and look at the many application process threads, however if looking at trawling for a bite, poor attempt.
 
#3
Blimey do the civil service write in text speak aswell.............plenty of threads on joining up.......some even on CRAPPY UNITS if that what appeals top of your avoidance list. If your really serious then dont start running before you learn to walk if thinking your Special forces material and look at the many application process threads, however if looking at trawling for a bite, poor attempt.
Couldnt agree more lol...''crapy units'' come on mate....
 
#5
Right lads,

I using my the xmas holidays to do some career change thinking and need ur advice.

you need to know what you get into mate,is this what you really want or just fancy a change? This route is not easy and I believe you really must feel if this is what you want? One of the question that my recruiter asked me was '' why do you want to join the Army'' ,how does this sound '' because a fancy a change and I am bored '' :) really ,ask yourself how much do you want this and do a search here mate, to see how motivated some lads are ! good luck to you with the ''special forces'' :) lol, sorry mate, couldn't help it, but do you know what that actually means ? did you had a look at the British Army website ?so what job appeals to you ?where do you see yourself in 5 years time if joining the Army ? how is your fitness? Don't really need to answer here ,just ask yourself this questions !
 
#6
Right lads,

Im going to join the army but dont want to joing any crappy unit .

GT forum BTW. ;-)
You shouldn't have said that mate, I believe was a mistake saying that !You will probably realise a bit later on, after reading all the replays here ,so give it few more days and then see if I was right!
 
#10
Right lads,

I using my the xmas holidays to do some career change thinking and need ur advice.

Im working for the civil service at the minute and will need to leave cuz im bored and the cuts might do for me anyway. Basicaly i dont like them and they dont like me plus i do next to nothing all day anyway LOL.

Im going to join the army but dont want to joing any crappy unit im more inerested in the special forces units and need some advice on selection before deploying to Afgan (2012 latest). Also - officer or regular?

Who can help...???

Thanks ladz much appreciated.

GT forum BTW. ;-)
I think your an ideal ideal potential candidate for the RAF Regt as your interested in the SF element,

Being as your a CS you'd slot right in,

Crappy Units, jeez...
 
#11
The wah is quite dull.

Renovatiouk's answers are brilliant though, I've read them several times and still don't know what the fuck he's on about.

Living proof that his mummy should lock away the drugs while doing a block booking bukkake in the other room.
 
#12
The wah is quite dull.

Renovatiouk's answers are brilliant though, I've read them several times and still don't know what the fuck he's on about.

Living proof that his mummy should lock away the drugs while doing a block booking bukkake in the other room.
So here comes the wise man! come on give me a break ,and if you must know, my mum past away a long time ago ! thank you for your kind reply !
 
#13
The wah is quite dull.

Renovatiouk's answers are brilliant though, I've read them several times and still don't know what the fuck he's on about.

Living proof that his mummy should lock away the drugs while doing a block booking bukkake in the other room.
Look moron, I did not say anything to offend you,but I am not happy you mentioning about my mum ok, she passed away a long time ago and you giving me this crap for no reason! If you don't understand my post ,then say what the fck want cause I dont care, but leave my mum out of this ok!
 
#15
but I am not happy you mentioning about my mum ok, she passed away a long time ago and you giving me this crap for no reason!
If you're not happy about him even mentioning your mum, you're going to be proper irate when he narrates how he used to spit into her hungry anus and feed his gorged cock into her mouth. You dead mum bleating cunt.
 
#18
If you're not happy about him even mentioning your mum, you're going to be proper irate when he narrates how he used to spit into her hungry anus and feed his gorged cock into her mouth. You dead mum bleating cunt.
That was a good night wasn't it?

There's nothing quite like giving someone a high five as he's choking a crack whore with his 12" mamba while your balls deep in her arse waiting for it to tighten with rigor mortis. I still have a wank thinking of her pleading for her life and showing pictures of her little boy.

Good times.
 
#19
Look moron, I did not say anything to offend you,but I am not happy you mentioning about my mum ok, she passed away a long time ago and you giving me this crap for no reason! If you don't understand my post ,then say what the fck want cause I dont care, but leave my mum out of this ok!
I did leave your mum out.......in a rolled up carpet by a duel carriageway.
 
#20
Have you thought of a career as a walt?
Boring life? No idea how to spell? Stick one of your mums best stockings on you head and get a mate to photograph you climbing through your office toilet window (If you have any mates that is) and say it's a special mission. Buy some medals on Ebay, SAS beret and your away!
 

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